Gameday Haiku - UNCW

[Hey Adrien!]

I really miss Hawk.
I miss Jackson even more.
I wish them good health!

 

[HuskyFich]

Nice Double Entendre with the "Hawk"

I graduated from UNCW, and as a seahawk, I feel conflicted...I need UConn to have a perfect season, but want UNCW to put on a (unlikely) show.

 

[HuskyCLT]

I also went to
UNC Dub but want the
Huskies to smoke them

 

[Letsgohuskies11]

Hawkins Powerbomb
Andre flies off the top rope
Friday night smackdown

 

[Umami Zen]

Tonite we should learn
No need for BigErn concern
Cuz Hawk-Dre return!

 

[auror]

Studs are back tonight,
UConn-vengers assemble.
Dre lifts Dan's hammer.

 

[UCOnions]

I also went to
UNC Dub but want the
Huskies to smoke them

I'm not Seahawk Scrub
I went to UNCG
UConn by 23

 

[JakeTheDog]

Nice Double Entendre with the "Hawk"

I graduated from UNCW, and as a seahawk, I feel conflicted...I need UConn to have a perfect season, but want UNCW to put on a (unlikely) show.

C’mon HuskyFich
You can do better than that
It’s 5-7-5

 

[elmcityboy]

unc-dubya
is the seahawks??? uconn is
their malcolm butler

 

[Ewekon]

See Hawks then beat Hawks
4 and 0 sounds good to me
Jon has sea food meal

 

[Ewekon]

Oh say can you see
Big beat down on U N C
Wilmington Seahawks?

 

[Dove]

Andre's The Answer.
Huskies mush like n'er before!!
And Jordan comin'.

 

[Jorgensen]

North Carolina
But from Wilmington, you say?
Tar Heel wannabes

 

[Ewekon]

Nice Double Entendre with the "Hawk"

I graduated from UNCW, and as a seahawk, I feel conflicted...I need UConn to have a perfect season, but want UNCW to put on a (unlikely) show.

this is not haiku
shame and pox upon your house
Jonathan bites you

 

[HuskyFich]

Nice Double Entendre with the "Hawk"

I graduated from UNCW, and as a seahawk, I feel conflicted...I need UConn to have a perfect season, but want UNCW to put on a (unlikely) show.

Wow, I got destroyed
This was just showing support
Bleed Blue Till I Die

 

[storrsroars]

Personally, I'm
Confused about "Hoard Updates"
Hoarding's unhealthy.

Meanwhile, I'm sure that
The Horde is expecting an
Easy UConn win.

 

[HuskyHawk]

Late start on Friday
Is the worst of all game times
To keep wives happy

 

[Kolumbo]

forced to make a choice
of a carolina school
i'm down with the beach

warm weather seahawks
flying to UCONN Country
crash bad like eagles

 

[CL82]

Late start on Friday
Is the worst of all game times
To keep wives happy

Well I guess you could
“Keep her happy” at the half
Everybody wins

 

[Son of Robert]

A veteran team
last year, twenty-seven wins
we go 4 n 0

 

[storrsroars]

Well I guess you could
“Keep her happy” at the half
Everybody wins

I think most posters
Here could handle their business
During a timeout.

 

[BigErnMcCracken]

Late start on Friday
Is the worst of all game times
To keep wives happy

Do her a solid
Watch the Great British Bake-Off
Before the game starts

(That's my plan . . . plus it's the finale.)

 

[CL82]

I think most posters
Here could handle their business
During a timeout.

I’m sure they could
But if they involve the wife
It will take longer.

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Nice Double Entendre with the "Hawk"

I graduated from UNCW, and as a seahawk, I feel conflicted...I need UConn to have a perfect season, but want UNCW to put on a (unlikely) show.

Game Day haiku thread
All lines must conform to rules
It stokes the mojo

I'm not Seahawk Scrub
I went to UNCG
UConn by 23

“UConn by 20“
Or ANY 2-syllable
number; not that one.

I’m sure they could
But if they involve the wife
It will take longer.

"I am sure they could"
(Contraction wasn't needed)
Each syllable counts

Do her a solid
Watch the Great British Bake-Off
Before the game starts

(That's my plan . . . plus it's the finale.)

Coda in brackets
Still requires haiku form
Each line in each post

 

[TheChamps990411]

The weather sux now
Stay inside watch the beat down
jax and hawk are back!

 

[Apollo]

Huskies v. Seahawks
An early jump on T-Day
Feasting on some bird

 

[Umami Zen]

Dan seems to be chill
His guys are displayin' their skill
Buckets gonna fill.

 

[Doctor Hoop]

I’m fairly certain
That a mojo haiku is
Not needed tonight

Huskies will mush on
And steamroll this opponent
With minimal stress

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Dan seems to be chill
His guys are displayin' their skill
Buckets gonna fill.

And what of line 2?
8 syllables ain't 7
Perhaps let one go?

 

[Ewekon]

Late start on Friday
Is the worst of all game times
To keep wives happy

ha ha ha ha ha
got rid of mine long ago
Fridays fun again