Game Day Haikus

[Dove]

Time to light that fire.
Ollie's Army on their way
to an unknown fate.

Will we be depressed
leading into another
amazing weekend?

All I know is that
the margaritas floweth
at Coyote Blue!

Go you Husky dawgs!!
Time to mash that angry elf!!
Back to Santa now!

 

[August_West]

Ollie and J.C.
do a commercial for Dove
excellent mojo

 

[storrsroars]

UConn will run through
Cincy faster than five-way
Skyline through a goose.

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Joy shared is doubled
Sadness shared is cut in half
Don't watch this alone

 

[RichZ]

Skyline chili sucks
So does bearcat basketball
kick and advance

 

[TheRogers]

Work brain shutting down...
UCONN on the brain loading....
All while in meetings.......

 

[CAHUSKY]

Cronin is a dwarf
Sadly, looks a lot like me
Huskies slay carrot

If we lose today
This weekend will suck big balls
NIT? That sucks!

We are due a win
Charlie V still has no pubes
NCAA's? YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[UCweCONN]

Let's not piss away
this season the way Boeheim
just did against Pitt

 

[KingOPancakes]

How we win.

1. Leadership - we need our experienced guys to make plays and get putbacks.
2. Get the ball to Miller Cpt. obvious
3. Make shots - you just can't come out nervous. Be confident
4. Be smart and don't dribble into trouble. Move and communicate.

We can beat these guys.

What the hell is this
Haiku thread is for haikus
This is not haiku

 

[nomar]

It's a must-win game
Only one thing left to say
And that's, Shut up Dove

 

[Migs]

#uck you doing J
Mojo demands an edit
Lets bury Bearcats