Game Day Haiku

[beakumhawks]

good luck to UCONN
hope you get to play Kansas
In the second round

am looking ahead
as KU will beat the Peay
it will be ugly

come this Saturday
all the mojo in the world
won't help you one bit

but all that can wait
you must take care of business
first against the buffs

should you win today
i will provide my scouting
report on kansas

 

[Eskapeesto]

Out on the prairie
Ca$h is our Buffalo Bill
Go Austin Peay

 

[Rico444]

This is for August:
SHUTUP AND EAT THE MOJO
SANDWICH, YOU COMMIE!!!!

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

One game at a time
Pay Beakum no attention
Today is game day

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Out on the prairie
Ca$h is our Buffalo Bill
Go Austin Peay

Add a syllable
to your haiku's final line
even if it's just "go"

 

[Eskapeesto]

Add a syllable
to your haiku's final line
even if it's just "go"

And why would I do that?

 

[8893]

Eskapeesto, please
Haiku only this thread
5-7-5, thanks

 

[August_West]

I love beakumhawks
But I don't really love him
Starting mojo thread

 

[8893]

I love beakumhawks
But I don't really love him
Starting mojo thread

This is for August:
SHUTUP AND EAT THE MOJO
SANDWICH, YOU COMMIE!!!!

 

[prankster]

I love beakumhawks
But I don't really love him
Starting mojo thread

This is for August:
SHUTUP AND EAT THE MOJO
SANDWICH, YOU COMMIE!!!!

 

[storrsroars]

If we fall behind
Those turkeys from Boulder, well
We'll simply ketchup

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Eskapeesto, please
Haiku only this thread
5-7-5, thanks

Close but no cigar
"Haiku only IN this thread"?
Perhaps you meant that

 

[Eskapeesto]

Sorry fellas, I thought Peay was 2!

 

[August_West]

Sorry fellas, I thought Peay was 2!

You are compounding
Your bad initial error
With your apology

 

[UConnTrumbull]

Sorry fellas, I thought Peay was 2!

No sir, it is Peay
Peay as in pee like urine
Let's piss on the Buffs

 

[prankster]

You are compounding
Your bad initial error
With your apology

 

[August_West]

Haiku thread a mess
Started by a Jayhawk fan
Dont go blame me if.........

 

[8893]

Haiku thread a mess
Started by a Jayhawk fan
Dont go blame me if....

This is for August:
SHUTUP AND EAT THE MOJO
SANDWICH, YOU COMMIE!!!!

 

[Adios]

Haiku thread a mess
Started by a Jayhawk fan
Dont go blame me if....

Just shut the **** up,
And eat the ****ing sandwich.
You commie bastard.

 

[Eskapeesto]

You are compounding
Your bad initial error
With your apology

You are confirming
Your own vast stupidity
With each breath you take

 

[Adios]

You are confirming
Your own vast stupidity
With each breath you take

His responses say
That he is total emo.
Deepster chose wisely.

 

[CTPride]

This is for August:
SHUTUP AND EAT THE MOJO
SANDWICH, YOU COMMIE!!!!

 

[Eskapeesto]

Where do Jayhawks fly?
Where do the Buffaloes roam?
Not past Rodney Purv

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Haiku thread a mess
Started by a Jayhawk fan
Dont go blame me if....

Just eat real turkey
And leave it to Mojo gods
Or you will be blamed

 

[Dove]

Battle in the Corn!!!
Those Buffaloes have no mush.
Our Huskies go bragh!!!