Game Day Haiku

[Dove]

I'm barely awake
Brewing my Crotch Full O Nuts
Please Kevin...wake up!!!

 

[David 76]

A sliver of hope
remaining in this darkness
please, let there be light.

 

[tykurez]

Balls in the basket
Please put balls in the basket
That's all we want, guys

 

[CTBasketball]

Please don't lose to UCF
PLEASE DONT LOSE TO UCF
JUST DONT ****ING LOSE.

 

[TheRogers]

Please don't lose to UCF
PLEASE DONT LOSE TO UCF
JUST DONT ****ING LOSE.

In the end this is all that matters....

 

[August_West]

We will win today
lose first round conf tournament
And when that happens ......

...will make "math" posters
Eat a big algebra book
Smothered in ketchup...

RPI my
BPI, KenPom? Suck it
We fail the eye test

 

[Dove]

During times of strife
It's expected to run from
our winning mojo.

Haikus once so fun
Are now just mere thread topics
That sink like our dreams.

 

[Migs]

Run Falls and McBride
Until they need oxygen
Tanks strapped to their backs

 

[jibsey]

We will win today
lose first round conf tournament
And when that happens .

...will make "math" posters
Eat a big algebra book
Smothered in ketchup...

RPI my
BPI, KenPom? Suck it
We fail the eye test

Haven't failed anything yet. Next fri and sat is an eye test.

 

[storrsroars]

KO knows this game
Starts our path to the FF
Because it's our fate.

If you rearrange
The letters in UCF
KO and FF...

You get the message:
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
See what I did there?

 

[CAHUSKY]

Lose today, were f ucked
That is all I've got to say
Sorry Charlie V

 

[Stainmaster]

I'd like to order
a Tac(k)o Fall without beans
but with extra guac.