Game Day Haiku

[Dove]

bass line cue...

Ohhhh Mustang Sally!!
Tonight we're going to watch
Your Mustang di-ie!!

 

[DALTX]

Nic's shot is no more
Huskies give Milton the shakes
Ben folds five and sits

 

[8893]

If we suck again
Do it early, so I can
Watch the four stooges

 

[OkaForPrez]

Which of these is worse?
The boneyard's post loss moody
Or the Coliseum.

 

[Migs]

Sweep the damn season
You have a problem with that
No more mercy John

 

[intlzncster]

F--ing SMU
Larry brown can suck a D
God we need this game.

 

[CTMike]

Tonight at Gampel
Red Panda show bookended
By basketball game.

So much fail in this
Haiku it can only be
Good for mojo gods?

I hope. I was excited for red panda.

 

[zls44]

Not "adversity"
When you violate the rules
And caught doing so

 

[Uconn77Duke74]

This season's no fun
When we blow second half lead
Pass to Miller please