Game Day Haiku

[DALTX]

Kevin Ollie finds
A Way to Coach these Huskies
Cougars have no prey

 

[Migs]

Ground control to coach
Kevin, check your rotations
Are trajections off

 

[8893]

Oil down, Cougars too
Huskies still finding their way
Win will do for me

 

[Rico444]

We will win this game
We are gonna win this game
We will win this game

 

[Dove]

I'm depressed as hell.
Kevin Ollie losing it.
COME BACK STEPHANIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[August_West]

Houston is too close
To New Or-leens, the Huskies
Will find ways and means

 

[Stainmaster]

If you've already
quit and won't even tune in,
stop being a putz.

 

[NYC_HUSKY22]

C'mon Stephanie
We need KO BACK
Even if it's JTT

 

[intlzncster]

My old Ern Haiku
is the pits. Changing up for
UCONN to win big.

 

[Dove]

You know things are sad
when clever game day haikus
generate no likes.