Game Day Haiku

[Dove]

What the freakin' heck
oh 8893?
Forgetting mojo?

Tonight is huge as
Diamond Stone meets the in-laws
and is not amused.

 

[RipCity]

Back at MSG
I smell some late heroics
Shut Diamond Stone down

 

[Stainmaster]

Down with UMD
Eating turtle soup tonight
Slick Rick Face on 'dem

 

[OkaForPrez]

Forget Diamond Stone
Stop Trimble. Cut the head off
the snake and it dies.

 

[Eskapeesto]

To Storrs South we go
Turtle soup on the menu
Hungry Huskies dine

 

[CAHUSKY]

Gary Williams sweats
D'Oh?, he's not the coach no more?
Let me start again

Who is their coach now?
Turgeon? that sounds like a fish
Huskies gut the terps (gut, like gutting a fish. Get it?)

Return to Garden
Husky home away from home
We own NYC

My man Charlie V?
Brother still has not a pube
Huskies shave the terps

 

[RichZ]

DHam stops flirting
with elusive triple d
12, 10, 10 tonight.

 

[August_West]

What the freakin' heck
oh 8893?
Forgetting mojo?

.

Forgetting mojo?
5-5-5 is not the way
satin pants failure

I love Terrapins
but not the Maryland kind
Jer nods to UConn

 

[Dove]

Learn to pronounce it
ya deadhead worshipping fool.
read the whole number!

reading a number
like 8893,
seven syllables.

 

[August_West]

Learn to pronounce it
ya deadhead worshipping fool.
read the whole number!

digit at a time
is all my psychedelic
brain lets me see now

 

[8893]

Have not done since 'Cuse
Mojo demanded the break
Stone is a pebble

Some rise, some fall, some
climb, to beat the Terrapins
It's the beginning

 

[junglehusky]

Shredder from Teenage
Mutant Ninja Turtles may
have been the bad guy

But we agree as
UConn Huskies - tonight we
dine on turtle soup!



Also, did you know:
Uncle Phil from Beverly Hills
was voice of Shredder?

 

[Dove]

This team is so soft.
Like the butt of a newborn.
Light a freakin fire!

 

[Migs]

Another slow start
This is getting old real quick
Sparks needed from go

 

[HuskiesAllDay]

Don't come ready to play.
Crap offense
Zero off the ball movement.
Tons of fouls
Soft D
Poor rebounding

Really really really starting to get old

 

[UConnMike04]

I think we just need to be honest, this team just isn't that good. They'll beat up cupcakes but anyone with any size will beat us.

 

[UConnMike04]

Well I have to be up extra early for work...should I stay up? Getting blown off the court.