Game Day Haiku

[8893]

In-laws are from 'Cuse
They are here for Thanksgiving
Am I a bad host?

Orange for scurvy
UConn Huskies play for pride
Beat them to a pulp!

Oranges get juiced
But not like I will today
When we devour them

 

[Dove]

Diggin' for boogers.
Jim hates the taste of defeat
It tastes like UConn...

 

[8893]

Bernie and Laurie
And NCAA: What are
"Only 'fine' 'Cuse knows?"

 

[Migs]

Phony classes, fine
Illegal subing, just fine
Boys youth program, Fine

 

[tcf15]

I hate Syracuse
I really hate Syracuse
Eat a dick Boeheim

 

[8893]

Eat a dick Boeheim

I am blaming you
When this comes out of my mouth
In front of in-laws

 

[Deleted member 3149]

Tyler Olander
Has more rings than
Jim Boeheim

And the number four,
Will forever be greater,
Than the number one.

And if they shall win,
Which they most certainly won't,
T-Shirts will be made:

"Ranked in November,
Irrelevant in April".
But no need to worry here.

They will leave Nassau,
With a bad taste of UConn
In they mouths. That's all.

 

[August_West]

Turkey, Syracuse
A pure hatred bonanza
All in one Fine day

Foul? fowl? Difference?
Both are plucky and gritty
Nosepick with wishbone

 

[Stainmaster]

Victory today
will be so resounding that
they'll shut down their school.

I'll eat some turkey
leave the stuffing for Brimah
Bounceback game for him.

 

[RichZ]

Boatshow got it right
Leave a bad taste in Cuse mouth
It won't be turkey

Orangemen will lose
But they will lose the Cuse way
In a three two zone

Gibbs will be happy
He loves to play 'gainst a zone
Like shooting practice

 

[shakes65]

Penetrate
Dish
Shoot the freebies

Rebound
Defend
Game plan the Zaggies

 

[OkaForPrez]

Silent G indeed
You call that guy a point guard?
Pressure D awaits.

 

[CL82]

Great Haikus so far,
Much mojo generated,
we will juice the 'Cuse.

Please shakes65,
You must have Haiku style
Follow rules below.

"Haikus are not hard:
First line 5, second 7
Third line 5, you fool."

Count the syllables
You must have five-seven-five.
Mojo demands it.

Always nice to stomp,
Those arrogant orange fools.
Suck it Syracuse.

Purvis, Adams, Gibbs,
Hamilton, Miller, Brimah
They will haunt your dreams.

 

[Tenspro2002]

Should be banned this year
Take it into our own hands
No Dance for the Cuse


Last night for seeding
Today is for program pride
Bury old rival

 

[DALTX]

Syracuse Orange
Will eat HAM and SaLAMi
For Thanksgiving meal

 

[White Dwarf]

F cuse F cuse F
F cuse F cuse F cuse F
F cuse f cuse F

 

[UCweCONN]

Zone buster today
Will be Daniel Hamilton
Easy UCONN win

 

[UCweCONN]

ゾーンバスター今日はダニ
エル・ハミルトン簡単に勝
つ UCONN

 

[Eskapeesto]

Tyler Olander
Has More Championship Rings
Than Loser Boeheim

 

[minidarren]

Mark Emmert eat
Boogers run from Jim Boeheim
Crush those awful fruit

 

[tzznandrew]

Tyler Olander
Has more rings than
Jim Boeheim

Among the number of haiku in this thread that are not haiku.

I blame the sloppy haiku for the loss.