Game Day Haiku

[8893]

Heart of champion?
Or heart of a cadaver?
I guess we will see...

 

[huskyharry]

Sharp, crisp passing, please!
Box out every time, focus!
Bring home win tonight!

 

[joober jones]

Please please do not lose
For Pete's Sake give Boat some help
Nolan take that charge

 

[CAHUSKY]

This season has sucked
Tonight probably will too
I have given up

 

[Migs]

Just like Mad TV
I "Lowered Expectations"
Easier to watch

 

[jfuchs91]

Can't buy a bucket
Can't get a defensive stop
What is going on?

KO is trolling
Switch will flip on during March
Repeat Champions.

 

[CAHUSKY]

KO is trolling
Switch will flip on during March
Repeat Champions.

What switch will he flip?
Oh, the one on his TV
We wont play in March

(Ive decided to go incredibly negative with my Haiku today. Reverse psychology on the mojo)

 

[Stainmaster]

Who can we blame now?
Nolan, Purvis, Sam and Sam?
Temper tantrum time.

 

[CL82]

No haikus for me
since 2012 season,
Mojo calls me now.

So I post haiku
in the hope that change helps
and brings UConn wins.

Ryan alone is
not the answer for UConn
so who will step up?

Daniel Hamilton?
He is very talented
but he is so young.

What about Purvis?
How do we motivate him
to be a factor?

How about Brimah?
Can he develop offense
to match all his blocks?

No the answer is
Calhoun must make more baskets.
Let it rain Omar!

 

[Dove]

Support these Huskies
as it always could be worse.
Could be Seahawk fans

 

[GlastonTim]

There is still a chance
to fix this lousy season
by winning the rest

 

[RichZ]

Screw schedule maker
ESPNU sucks toads
Please guys, win this one

 

[Dove]

Who we playing now?
Haven't seen the damned schedule
since Janu'ry 10th.

 

[Vuce]

Ten minutes til tip
Fans are nowhere to be found
Seat upgrade for me