Game Day Haiku

[8893]

Conference quest starts
We don't need no Pudding Pops
Huskies bite Owls, whoooooooo?

 

[August_West]

thank god we are the
mens program, women beware
of the spiked jello

 

[Migs]

16 and 19
In Conference openers
Since Big East began

Behaviors needed:
Energy generating
Backcourt ball control

 

[UConNation]

Owls must fly high
Huskies know how to jump high
Will strip the feathers

 

[Uconn77Duke74]

This conference blows
the best we get is day game
owls are night birds

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Stream ESPN
American marathon?
Just "Huskies beat Owls"

 

[CAHUSKY]

Cosby rapes young girls
Rape is no laughing matter
but is good Haiku

Conference game today
Dunphy has a sweet mustache
Charlie V.......no pubes.

 

[RichZ]

Owls chow down on mice
and other yucky rodents
I got nothin else

 

[ZenConn]

New Years Day is near.
Take care of business tonight.
Party tomorrow.

 

[ZenConn]

Stay off of Twitter
You might be seen with rapers
Whoops I mean rappers.

 

[Dove]

The Huskies await
All attacks that Temple Mounts.
Get on the damned Boat!!

 

[John]

Temple kicked out.
Temple back with hoopmen too.
Conference is poop.

 

[Uconn77Duke74]

we cant hit free throws
boatright out means we will lose
the score does not lie

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Above haiku stinks
We can win without Boatright
We just haven't yet

Owls' free throw defense
spoils another New Years Eve
before the sun sets

 

[CAHUSKY]

3 point shooting sucks
8 of 19 from the line
those numbers numbers don't lie