Game Day Haiku

[SouleMan]

Forged by Coach Calhoun
Trained and Played in NBA
Belief Character

Hand Picked to Lead Us
Seize the Opportunity
Gameday at Gampel

Your will not Talent
Basketball Evolution
UConn by Ollie

 

[8893]

Who has my single
Ticket for tonight people?
It is getting late!

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Out of three attempts
only one in haiku form
Five, seven, five please

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

But seriously
Just want some entertainment
And a victory

 

[CAHUSKY]

One coach is the man
One jizzed in a restaurant
I prefer KO

Russdiculous blows
Charlie V still has no pubes
Shabazz shines tonight

Jurich schooled ol' Warde
In the conference change game
But gets schooled tonight

Original post
Is truly f-ed up Haiku
VERY bad mojo

 

[SouleMan]

Poetry not math
Mojo must be preserved or...
Made edit to fix

 

[UConnDan97]

Amida Brimah
Consistently blocks your shots
Bye bye cardinals

 

[joober jones]

We're with you Boatright
Beat the Cards for Eleven
Bleeding Husky Blue

 

[tcf15]

He is our leader
Would not want anyone else
Shabazzle Dazzle

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Poetry not math
Mojo must be preserved
Made edit to fix

This is not haiku
For mojo to be preserved,
5-7-5 please

Policing haiku
is all part of the mojo
if you think it is

 

[SouleMan]

This is not haiku
For mojo to be preserved,
5-7-5 please

Policing haiku
is all part of the mojo
if you think it is

Thought Preserved was Three
But Hans Sprungfeld says not true
I Owe Mojo Beer

 

[hthusky74]

Louisville by 2
What a ridiculous spread
Cards are burnt tonight

 

[SouleMan]

Out of three attempts
only one in haiku form
Five, seven, five please

First post in form now?
Haiku was my Texas trip
Now UConn beat ‘Ville

 

[Deleted member 3149]

Shabazz goes splash splash
Boy from Ghana goes block block
We take the win win

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Thought Preserved was Three
But Hana Sprungfeld says not true
I Owe Mojo Beer

"Hana" re-spelled "Hans"
and we can call it even
Drink the beer yourself

 

[OkaForPrez]

Level 5 tonight.
2 hours. 10 toes. 5 kills.
Add that up Bazz.

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

First post in form now?
Haiku was my Texas trip
Now UConn beat ‘Ville

About to take nap,
I check the first one again
It looks good to me

 

[Goat]

Cards hungry tonight
ACC blue plate
mouth taste of UConn!

 

[OkaForPrez]

Cards hungry tonight
ACC blue plate
mouth taste of UConn!

Hans is napping now.
So I must be the police.
5-7-5 please.

 

[Goat]

Hans is napping now.
So I must be the police.
5-7-5 please.

Damn! Left out "special" after "blue plate."

Sorry officer. Wait, this is a citizen's arrest?

 

[UConnDan97]

Poetry tonight
Is nicer than imagined
UConn makes fans smart

 

[junglehusky]

Gampel Pavillion
setting new records for sound
it's gonna be loud!

Guess what Pitino
Peyton Siva ain't walking
through that doah tonight

Pitino lucky
could've got Ghanarhea
from boinking that chick

 

[UConnDan97]

Guess what Pitino
Peyton Siva ain't walking
through that doah tonight

Classic...

EDIT:

Classic Haiku post
Junglehusky strong poem
Edit saves mojo

 

[8893]

^^^
Mojo dictates that
Only haiku get posted
In haiku thread please

 

[8893]

Gave up on ticket
Grilling Porterhouse for one
Salad, wine and...win!