Game Day Haiku

[8893]

Woody Allen film?
Better. So is Banff. So what?
Take care of business

 

[Mano]

Important tune up
Wanna see some stifling D
Coalesce young men!

 

[Adios]

Who we play today?
I thought we dropped the program.
Thanks to losing year.

 

[Mano]

Storrs, 8 p.m. start
What time do the oldheads leave?
Under 16 break?

 

[Adios]

Ah, Manhattan U.
Jaspers should shut down program.
It's waste of money.

 

[Son of Robert]

Aha said Danny
now I know what we must do
execute better

Cleaner play for all
value our possessions more
team offense the key

Jalen, it's now time
find different ways to score
be the alpha dog

 

[Dove]

Playing Manhattan
has this awesome Husky fan
wearing his satin.

 

[ClifSpliffy]

huyd vod. dawgs play, win
today. barf, bad applesauce.
das it. kusenum.

 

[CL82]

huyd vod. dawgs play, win
today. barf, bad applesauce.
das it. kusenum.

You are bad at this.
Please do not try it again.
It is bad mojo.

See now you've done it.
I don't post in Haiku thread,
but had to jump in.

In the haiku thread
form must be 5-7-5
nothing else you fools!

 

[8893]

You are bad at this.
Please do not try it again.
It is bad mojo.

Me thinks chapwilvaughn
Or whatever his name was
Reincarnated

 

[Adios]

You are bad at this.
Please do not try it again.
It is bad mojo.

He comes off abstract.
Let him spill out syllables.
Long as not too high.

 

[Adios]

The real big problem,
The emo bandwagonners.
Follow women's team.

 

[Yardigan]

This is creepy weird
Really really creepy weird
ay yi frkn yi

 

[Adios]

In the haiku thread
form must be 5-7-5
nothing else you fools!

Dummy, count again.
You are a lawyer, you say?
I sue for haiku!

 

[David 76]

Jasper's Wrath is lame.
Manhattan makes good chowda
UConn runs away

 

[DALTX]

Manhattan visits
New York's Sixth Borough tonight
Cook Precious Coffee

 

[CAHUSKY]

Huskies will win big
I miss Bobby Gonzalez
He sent me a shirt

(Seriously. Met him at Addidas Super 64 in Las Vegas and he mailed me a Manhattan Basketball t-shirt afterwards with a nice note).

 

[Doctor Hoop]

I'll take Manhattan
So will these Hungry Huskies
Count it! 1 more win

 

[Dove]

Dummy, count again.
You are a lawyer, you say?
I sue for haiku!

Butch you freakin dope.
The number seven has two
syllables dammit!

 

[Migs]

Late night jasper snack
Let's get Kwinton some pt
Put it away quick

 

[ClifSpliffy]

You are bad at this.
Please do not try it again.
It is bad mojo.

See now you've done it.
I don't post in Haiku thread,
but had to jump in.

In the haiku thread
form must be 5-7-5
nothing else you fools!

(for the hard of hearing, lets review. syllable count in quotes)
huyd "1" vod "2." dawgs "3" play, "4" win "5"
today. "7" barf, "8" bad "9" applesauce. "12"
das "13" it. "14" kusenum. "17"
uh, that makes 5-7-5. oh wait, you must not understand Hungarian. it's ku-sen-um ("thank-you") NOT, phonetically, "Cuse-Numb," numbnuts.