Game Day Haiku

[8893]

Shoo, shoo orange flu
Bernie Fine and Laurie too
Nose picker goes down

 

[Doginaus]

Mascot is an orange,
Coach Boeheim cries the whole game,
Orange juice anyone?

 

[Huskybass]

Pizza Boy Rises

He starts the Cuse Haiku thread

Hoping for a win

 

[junglehusky]

Syracuse is bad
Boeheim will never retire
Orange a dumb color

 

[Migs]

Some Garden magic
Is needed for these huskies
4>1

 

[NowInStorrs]

UConn Syracuse
In Madison Square Garden
Game on. Let's do this!

 

[elmcityboy]

a low-scoring game
nine players tossing up bricks
but terry goes off

 

[8893]

Huskies and Orange
Went to a Garden party
Both of them got juiced

 

[UC313]

Back in the Garden
Bad manners get a pardon
Huskies eat the fruit

 

[MilliniumPrince]

UConn, Cuse, Garden
Yes, Sara Cuse is a whore
The season Starts now

 

[Vancat]

we are stardust we
are golden and we've got to
get ourselves back to

 

[8893]

@Doginaus you have
One too many syllables
In first and last lines

 

[jkfer98]

Please please please please please
Please please please please please please please
Do not lose to Cuse.

 

[CL82]

Syracuse is bad
Boeheim will never retire
Orange?a dDumb color

 

[August_West]

Who do I fight first?
Cuse fans or Hater Husky?
Need jail bail money

 

[CL82]

Mascot is an orange,
Coach Boeheim cries the whole game,
Orange juice anyone for all?

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

@Doginaus you have
One too many syllables
In first and last lines

"Orange" and "retire"
1, 2, or 3 syllables?
Just *-ing beat Cuse!

We'll, that surprised me
Letter F got Scalitoed
So had to edit

 

[Guapo]

Cuse delenda est

I hate the SU orange

Cuse delenda est

 

[Doginaus]

@Doginaus you have
One too many syllables
In first and last lines

I stand corrected,
Must be how I pronounce words,
Can't count worth a flip!

 

[Kenny11]

Screw Cuse Screw Boheim
Screw Devendorf forever
Warrick is cool though

 

[CAHUSKY]

4 greater than 1
Cuse will never get second
Charlie V? Pubeless

 

[UC313]

Screw Cuse Screw Boheim
Screw Devendorf forever
Warrick is cool though

You forgot to list
The one guy with the long socks
Screw Lawrence Moten

 

[CTMike]

Syracuse is butt
UConn - New York’s 6th Borough
Hashtag #JuiceTheCuse

 

[RichZ]

Mascot is an orange,
Coach Boeheim cries the whole game,
Orange juice anyone?

5
7
6?

 

[CTMike]

Every time I
See @Doginaus I read it
As dog in anus