Game Day Haiku UConn vs USF

[Son of Robert]

Payback is a bitch
let's get some at home today
attitude needed

 

[Waquoit]

Bulls lose their Gampel
finale. Lee Rose isn’t
walking through that door.

 

[Hey Adrien!]

As long as we guard
Dawson at the 3 point line
And Collins down low

There's very little
firepower to beat us
except for Rideau

Who isn't a star.
Without a supporting cast
he takes awful shots.

 

[UCLJ0211]

Need another win
USF is the victim
Let’s get to fifteen

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Never watched first game
I hate the directionals
Stay focused and win

Off to yoga class
Glad thread gets started early
Thanks, Son of Robert

I'll count 1pm
But you can count starting now
5, 7, then 5

Pay attention please
C'mon: only clean haiku
It stokes the mojo

 

[JustbrewitMan]

Big Red Day today
Mojo will run deep and strong
Bulls will get gutted

 

[storrsroars]

I hope JC has
A double double so that
Nelson will shut up.

 

[XLCenterFan]

Can't make game today.
Seven years ago today
I married my bride.

 

[JustbrewitMan]

Can't make game today.
Seven years ago today
I married my bride.

Tell your lovely bride
Seventh anniversary
Is date at Gampel

 

[CL82]

XLCenterFan,
I question your commitment.
Set priorities.

Want to leave this league
With a bad taste of UConn.
Boat said it better.

Our youth is our curse,
But our youth is our strength too.
The children shall lead.

South Florida? No.
The school's name is not honest.
They're lying liars.

So mush you Huskies
Play loose with nothing to lose.
and beat the liars.

 

[Doctor Hoop]

I might not see it
As this is not a night game
And I am not home

Canada has the
Yukon, but not my UConn
'Twill be a challenge

Today I ski with
My family, but you guys
Can get them the win

 

[ClifSpliffy]

last game, bad haiku
makes mojo nogo. fix, and
we win. gar-un-teed.

 

[Doctor Hoop]

I might not see it
As this is not a night game
And I am not home

Canada has the
UConn, but not my UConn
'Twill be a challenge

Today I ski with
My family, but you guys
Can get them the win

This is really weird
I enter “Yukon” as text
It becomes UConn

Y U K O N
Always changes to UConn
Well, that is something

 

[8893]

Petty, '99
Are the only good things to
Come from Florida

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Boatright said it better.

South Florida? My .

CL82:
88 & Clif Liked these,
but you wrote them. Count.

Fix before tip-off
Stoke mojo with clean haiku
Get another Like

 

[ClifSpliffy]

CL82:
88 & Clif Liked these,
but you wrote them. Count.

Fix before tip-off
Stoke mojo with clean haiku
Get another Like

me now unlikeee.
thanks for the heads up. the truth
sets us free to win!

 

[8893]

CL82:
88 & Clif Liked these,
but you wrote them. Count.

Fix before tip-off
Stoke mojo with clean haiku
Get another Like

I removed my like
Which was indiscriminate
I do not police

 

[8893]

Go Tom Emery!
Both of you lead a nation
Full of fanatics

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

I removed my like
Which was indiscriminate
I do not police

Not here to police
I'm here to monitor, count,
teach, and encourage

 

[CL82]

CL82:
88 & Clif Liked these,
but you wrote them. Count.

Fix before tip-off
Stoke mojo with clean haiku
Get another Like

Sorry I blew it
I am usually good
we won anyway

me now unlikeee.
thanks for the heads up. the truth
sets us free to win!

I removed my like
Which was indiscriminate
I do not police

Indian givers
I understand your thinking
You have my respect.

 

[CL82]

Not here to police
I'm here to monitor, count,
teach, and encourage

You are the keeper
Of the haiku thread mojo
No apologies