Game Day Haiku UConn vs Tulane

[Son of Robert]

Tulane's Green Wave here
bottom dweller on the rise
Hunter a sharp coach

Are we tough enough
do we have the confidence
let's get back to it

 

[Doctor Hoop]

Hunter and Hurley
Two coaches and two programs
Look to make a splash

Only one program
Has history of greatness
The pressure is on

This is a time to
Step up and be confident
In the UConn brand

No more shall we fear
To excel, but rather look
To impose our will

 

[Kenny11]

This is must win game
Please please Please don't lose this one
all hell will break lose

 

[UCLJ0211]

Feeling positive
UConn gets it done at home
And we can exhale

 

[RichZ]

Green Wave - a dumb name.
Should be the Tulane Blacktops.
We'd better beat them.

 

[Stainmaster]

Please just win this game
so we can get a break from
all these Nelson threads.

 

[ClifSpliffy]

yay! haiku thread lives.
dawgs too. toe stubs can't stop us.
kick wave butt. man up!

 

[8893]

No haiku for me
It's been bad mojo lately
So I stop. Wait, what?

 

[CL82]

But haiku from me,
I only post are if things are
looking pretty bad.

Alterique Gilbert
please be a pass first point guard
that makes the team go.

No drives to nowhere.
Keep your head up, eyes open.
Find the open man.

 

[XLCenterFan]

Wait, what's a green wave?
If it is a tidal wave,
Huskies cannot win.

We can't look ahead,
but the Shockers are coming.
Let's go two and oh.

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Green Wave - a dumb name.
Should be the Tulane Blacktops.
We'd better beat them.

The Tulane Blacktop
Singular beats plural here
At least that's my take

For high school mascots
I like the Suffern Catfish
And Flushing Toilet

By their body clock
it's 8pm for Tulane
Minor advantage

On the other hand
Our fans get a pillowcase
Makes a fan wonder

Pessimistic fans
"Not being ready" breeds this
Let's turn it around

Tonight is the night
To put it all together
Huskies, Hurley, fans

Play smart, play with heart
Play gritty and tough defense
And make your free throws

Limit turnovers
Move without the ball, set screens
and then use them well

Find the open man
Don't dribble into a crowd
or go up softly

As bad as it's looked
KenPom at 71
Tulane 1-8-2

Just don't sleep on it
Neither naps nor pillow fight
Til back home in bed

 

[ClifSpliffy]

The Tulane Blacktop
Singular beats plural here
At least that's my take

For high school mascots
I like the Suffern Catfish
And Flushing Toilet

By their body clock
it's 8pm for Tulane
Minor advantage

On the other hand
Our fans get a pillowcase
Makes a fan wonder

Pessimistic fans
"Not being ready" breeds this
Let's turn it around

Tonight is the night
To put it all together
Huskies, Hurley, fans

Play smart, play with heart
Play gritty and tough defense
And make your free throws

Limit turnovers
Move without the ball, set screens
and then use them well

Find the open man
Don't dribble into a crowd
or go up softly

As bad as it's looked
KenPom at 71
Tulane 1-8-2

Just don't sleep on it
Neither naps nor pillow fight
Til back home in bed

haiku master speaks!
that is some good mulch right thar.
mojo nutrients.

 

[HuskyBoi]

Pillowcases yeah!
Coffee for the hardcore fans
Bet against the spread

 

[Dream Jobbed 2.0]

Season is over
Pillowcases over eyes
Baseball season yet?

 

[tykurez]

The AAC sucks
The AAC really sucks
The AAC sucks

 

[Bonk]

The AAC sucks
The AAC really sucks
The AAC sucks

Don't blame AAC
We are our own big problem
League blame lame excuse

 

[Get a Job]

Don't blame AAC
We are our own big problem
League blame lame excuse

He just said it sucks
Doesn't mean it's the excuse
Sep'rate ideas

 

[RichZ]

The Tulane Blacktop
Singular beats plural here
¦
¦
¦
¦
Til back home in bed

A damn masterpiece
of haiku at its finest.
Well done, my good friend!

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Season is over
Pillowcases over our eyes
Baseball season yet?

Haiku 14 wrong
With bad energy to boot
Fix it or delete

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

A damn masterpiece
of haiku at its finest.
Well done, my good friend!

Proper count earns Like
Weird to Like a compliment
So here's a thank you

 

[mussels]

if we lose tonight
will only read pizza thread
until our next win

but we will not lose
strong mojo from Haiku thread
powers Huskie win

 

[Scoe]

Why the hell are we starting at 9 a home game on a week day so stupid. Cant wait to leave this stupid conference.

 

[ClifSpliffy]

Why the hell are we starting at 9 a home game on a week day so stupid. Cant wait to leave this stupid conference.

yo dude, let us breath.
what the fork is your problem?
haiku fun, not you.

 

[David 76]

Tulane, three lane,four
Blacktop fans will get real sore
Stops the pain, for sure

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Why the hell are we starting at 9 a home game on a week day so stupid. Cant wait to leave this stupid conference.

You say "stupid" twice
and neglect punctuation
Leave haiku thread first

 

[RichZ]

Why the hell are we starting at 9 a home game on a week day so stupid. Cant wait to leave this stupid conference.

Shocked we didn't lose
with this post stuck in this thread
Please respect mojo!

 

[Scoe]

My post worked thats why we won.

 

[Doctor Hoop]

Hunter and Hurley
Two coaches and two programs
Look to make a splash

Only one program
Has history of greatness
The pressure is on

This is a time to
Step up and be confident
In the UConn brand

No more shall we fear
To excel, but rather look
To impose our will

Tyler Polley took
Advice to impose our will
Most seriously

Like Kaiser Soze
Showed all what a man of will
Can accomplish, yes?

 

[DALTX]

Is that you, Tyler?
Bouknight jumps over the bench
Tulane quit early