Game Day Haiku UConn vs St. Peter

[Son of Robert]

First of three tonight
Hurley coaching his ass off
are they listening?

 

[wheelerdog]

Peacocks in Hartford
we have our own Jersey guy
this is dawg country

 

[UConnRock]

Joseph was not good
Let’s not be nice to Peter
Lots of walk-on time

 

[Waquoit]

St. Peter don’t call.
Can’t go, I owe my soul to
The company store

 

[Madmannsucks]

St Peters Peacocks
Gave us Mark Curry Hangin
With Mr Cooper

 

[ClifSpliffy]

rollin', rollin', ro-
lin. keep our mojo rollin'.
runnin', dunkin', splash!

 

[ClifSpliffy]

St Peters Peacocks
Gave us Mark Curry Hangin
With Mr Cooper

luv mister cooper.
dude knew where it's at. always.
ringgggg! coops' here to help.

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Peacocks in Hartford
we have our own Jersey guy
and this is dawg country

Extra syllable
in last line of your haiku
For mojo, please change

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

A small correction
Elsewhere I wrote "UNH"
What was I thinking?

Reread first haiku
Son of Robert got it right
Beat down the Peacocks

One game at a time
Season two, 2019
comes to a strong close

 

[Vancat]

Please no more bad shots
We need Boukie to wake up
and some Sid action

 

[Purple Stein]

Kind of a mismatch —
St. Peter is gonna need
Some more apostles.

 

[XLCenterFan]

Less than five thousand
will attend this game tonight.
I'll be one of them.

 

[CTMike]

When Chief arrived at
The Pearly Gates, St. Peter
Gave a mighty frown.

 

[RichZ]

Please no more bad shots
We need Boukie to wake up
and some Sid action

Boukie just sounds wrong.
diminutive of his name
He's too strong for that.

 

[Doctor Hoop]

I would write Haiku
For this pathetic mismatch
But why waste my time?