Game Day Haiku UConn vs Cincinnati

[Son of Robert]

Need to try and stop
J. Cumberland from scoring
player of the year

It won't be easy
dog him with Brendan Adams
Carlton must play

 

[Hey Adrien!]

Last time at Gampel
The Huskies beat the Gators.
Pure euphoria.

Back at it today.
Keep the momentum going
For another win.

Underrated news:
Big man Jaume Sorolla
Left team for Europe.

Big void in team depth.
Now, backup frontcourt minutes
Go to Diarra.

 

[QuickDraw]

Cincy is chinsy
take them down on this Sunday
win a runaway

getting better now
beat them with tougher defense
score more on offense

 

[UChusky916]

Big game at Gampel
Time to circle the wagons
The climb continues

 

[wheelerdog]

Cincinnati sucks
No fancy haiku needed
Cincinnati sucks

 

[Dove]

No more Angry Elf.
Let's put Cincy on a shelf.
The Big East comin'

 

[storrsroars]

Bouknight is so smooth
Goes thru Cincy like Skyline
Chili through a goose.

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

All haiku so far
Checks out for syllable count
Keep it up, Boneyard

It's the little things
That create the leads we'll need
To win at the end

Limit turnovers
With focus and crisp passes
Solid screens, kickouts

Free throws are free looks
The land of steady habits
loves consistency

And defensive stops
Keep Cincy from catching up
After lead is gained

 

[Doctor Hoop]

Circumstances are
Beyond my control today
So I’ll miss it live

Let’s go, you Huskies
Take down the pesky Bearcats
Make the Boneyard cheer

I’ll watch the replay
And miss the chat room, sadly
See you there next game.

 

[CL82]

Circumstances are
Beyond my control today
So I’ll miss it live

Let’s go, you Huskies
Take down the pesky Bearcats
Make the Boneyard cheer

I’ll watch the replay
And miss the chat room, sadly
See you there next game.

Doctor Hoops says what?
I question your commitment.
What’s more important?

Hate Cincinnati,
The team and, yes, the city.
Skyline chili sucks.

Chili spaghetti?
What deranged mind thinks of that?
Some things are just wrong.

Back to our Huskies,
The children are leading them
On to victory.

 

[Doctor Hoop]

Doctor Hoops says what?
I question your commitment.
What’s more important?

There is a small chance
I can convince the inlaws
To put the game on

Uninterrupted
It won't be but possibly
I can see the end

Keep your fingers crossed
Keep hope alive in Gampel
And in Andover

 

[CL82]

There is a small chance
I can convince the inlaws
To put the game on

Uninterrupted
It won't be but possibly
I can see the end

Keep your fingers crossed
Keep hope alive in Gampel
And in Andover

What’s more important,
Our team or your marriage?
We’re counting on you.

 

[HuskyBoi]

One game at a time
Let us destroy the bearcats
And then we dream on

 

[XLCenterFan]

My brother's going,
and my parents are going,
and friends are going.

Today I'm couching,
but I'll be back next Sunday.
Let's beat the Bearcats!

 

[ClifSpliffy]

like haiku hill, when
captain hans brought us glory,
victory is ours!
like rockets of yore,
our three bombs fly thru the air,
victory is ours!
take heart fellow dawgs,
husky blue shall reign again,
victory is ours!

 

[TerryBoyz]

Big win at Tulsa
NIT,NCAA?
Win today will help

 

[TerryBoyz]

Friend has my tickets
Daughter’s game conflicts today
Thank god for Hulu

 

[TerryBoyz]

Cumberland still plays?
Husky killer every game
Please graduate soon

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

What’s more important,
Our team or your marriage?
We’re counting on you.

Fix this haiku first
Much higher priority
Hoop got haiku right

 

[Doctor Hoop]

There is a small chance
I can convince the inlaws
To put the game on

Uninterrupted
It won't be but possibly
I can see the end

Keep your fingers crossed
Keep hope alive in Gampel
And in Andover

As luck would have it
The event ended early.
I’m back and ready!!!