Game Day Haiku UConn vs Buffalo

[Son of Robert]

Onward and upward
we shall roll in to Charleston
2 and 1 we stand

The team at full strength
we look to make a statement
let's just win baby

 

[elmcityboy]

against florida,
we turned the page, but tonight
we open the bouk

 

[Son of Robert]

against florida,
we turned the page, but tonight
we open the bouk

Dude, that's good.

 

[Vancat]

love a good novel
crack open a good one now
because it's Bouk Night

 

[wheelerdog]

Bouknight makes debut
We rebound the basketball
On to Friday night

 

[CTMike]

chiefin aint easy
but a win tonight can turn
a frown upside down

 

[awfuldan]

our front court is big
six-nine six-nine and six-ten
their guys are too small

 

[intlzncster]

chiefin aint easy
but a win tonight can turn
a frown upside down

CT the wordsmith
Mojo gods love this haiku
Guaranteed winning

 

[drayenob]

Akok block times 6

Josh, Tyler, Christian, and Al

Buffalo goes down

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

we roll in to Charleston

Thanks for opening
But add a syllable here
Then we're good to go

 

[Bonehead]

chiefin aint easy
but a win tonight can turn
a frown upside down

This isnt getting the respect it deserves.

 

[tzznandrew]

This is not getting
the respect that I think it
most surely deserves.

This is the haiku
thread. All posts should be haiku.
UConn wins tonight.

 

[intlzncster]

This isnt getting the respect it deserves.

Bo ner fail fail fail
fail fail fail fail fail big fail
fail fail fail fail win

 

[OkaForPrez]

Mojo conflicted.
Eat wings against Buffalo
or just drink the rocks?

 

[Cuse Socks]

Guard against the three,
Score once before first timeout,
Bully their short bigs

 

[Get a Job]

Thanks for opening
But add a syllable here
Then we're good to go

This SC city
Can be pronounced as you like
With two or with three

 

[August_West]

Fishy/chief oh oh
Who knows The absolute truth?
Trust content Adub

 

[Mano]

Bad things from up north:
Sca lito and.... end of list.
Punch ‘em in the nards!

 

[Doctor Hoop]

The Bulls are frightened
Shuffle off to Buffalo
Huskies at their hooves

 

[RichZ]

Onward and upward
we roll in to Charleston - WRONG!
2 and 1 we stand

Thanks for opening
But add a syllable here
Then we're good to go

I was about to
comment haiku-ically
about that short line

first haiku mistake
is some bad game day mojo
must be quickly fixed

It might be too late
doomed by too few syllables
in the first haiku

 

[amidagoat]

Poop poop poop poop poop
Pee pee pee pee pee pee pee
Weiner weiner fart

 

[Captbluefin]

Hickory dickery dock
Akok will have many a block..
As we open a new chapter in our new Bouk
We will have another win by 11 o’clock

 

[Skiblets]

Bulls are like the Bills
They will be shooting wide right
Norwood is their god

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Hickory dickery dock
Akok will have many a block..
As we open a new chapter in our new Bouk
We will have another win by 11 o’clock

I think this is supposed to be in the Game Day Nursery Rhyme thread.

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Fishy/chief oh oh
Who knows The absolute truth?
Trust content Adub

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Thanks for the edit
Also, the Pepsodent smile
Makes it much better