Game Day Haiku: UConn v. Tulsa

[Dove]

Play'n* on Tulsa time.
High noon on Sunday, prayin'.
Week ends with a win.



* One syllable

 

[Waquoit]

Tulsa, we hardly
Knew ya. But I don't think we
Will miss anything.

 

[Son of Robert]

Dove with his Slow Hand
maybe Clapton will help us
can he hit some threes?

We're due for a win
XL will be a'jammin
home crowd gets it done

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Golden Hurricane
Not like"drop of golden sun"
Or golden showers

"Last Train to Tulsa"
Closes Neil Young's first album
Can he hit threes too?

 

[storrsroars]

Apologies for
Thinking negatively but
Recent play suggests

UConn will look good
For thirty nine minutes and
Fifty nine seconds.

 

[Hamms30]

Protect the damn ball
Otherwise we lose again
Protect the damn ball

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Apologies for
Thinking negatively but
Recent play suggests

UConn will look good
For thirty nine minutes and
Fifty nine seconds.

If early free throws
Don't look lackadaisical
We won't need late ones

 

[ClifSpliffy]

refs, and league, now foes?
dawgs quaff toast, then whizz on that.
we got this now, boys!

 

[QuickDraw]

we will win this one
take them out with a big run
winning starts today

 

[XLCenterFan]

Just got my ticket.
Can we please win a close one?
See you all at noon!

 

[8893]

I will be watching
Parasite before the end
Gravy on the cake

 

[UCLJ0211]

Hopefully this game
Doesn’t have fifty fouls called
And is watchable


Also have to ask
How is Tulsa in first place?
This league is bizarre

 

[Dove]

Apologies for
Thinking negatively but
Recent play suggests

UConn will look good
For thirty nine minutes and
Fifty nine seconds.

A hard-fought scrapper
Beats those Ollie quagmires*
We forgot to watch.

* 3 syllables

 

[wheelerdog]

I had a nightmare
We play Tulsa twice a year
Someone wake me up

 

[campcalhoun2009]

Vital drives....misses
Another ‘Rique turnover
Carlton shot blocked

 

[Doctor Hoop]

As we go further
More games become must wins. This
Is the next one up

Smart plays down the stretch
Don't forfeit points at the line
Rebound the orange

Let's talk recruiting
Tulsa doesn't overwhelm
Let's overwhelm them