Game Day Haiku BU

[8893]

BU Terriers
With no Terry Larrier
Less rhymes, but still fine

 

[KingOPancakes]

A week with no ball
wasn't very fun at all
season restarts now.

 

[CL82]

CL82
avoids Haiku for mojo,
but changing it up.

We have been snake bit,
but adversity builds us
look out come April!

And may I just add,
I hate 'Cranberry Fish Cakes.'
How is he still here?

Come on Coach Ollie,
CL82 needs hope!
Yeah, it's about me.

 

[8893]

@CL82
Nice to see you here my friend
Please fix last haiku

 

[CL82]

I guess that I am
out of practice. Thanks for the
heads up 88.

 

[August_West]

Just how many hours
Do sharksuit wearing lawyers
Bill for their Haikus?

 

[CL82]

Somethings aren't for sale;
of course your vote isn't one.
Hillary owns you.

 

[8893]

Just how many hours
Do sharksuit wearing lawyers
Bill for their Haikus?

5-7-5, but
It depends whether we win
Then it's more, of course

 

[JSB60]

Now we're down to eight
Still have to beat mid-majors
Adams scores a ton

 

[Stinger92860]

Down to 8 players
zero room for scalitos
Need improved IQ

 

[jfuchs91]

Somethings aren't for sale;
of course your vote isn't one.
Hillary owns you.

Please don't do this here,
Go take it to the Cesspool.
Now back to the game.

Avoid turnovers,
Win the rebounding battle,
And UConn will win.

(But knowing this team,
I'm not all that confident.
Please God, let us win.)

 

[Huskybass]

Slow starts end tonight
Oh, ha ha charade you are
Purvis lights it up

 

[Migs]

MOJO needs a kick
Big Red goes off for three cheers
Purv touches BU

 

[Stinger92860]

Gonna need a zone
To keep players on the floor
Or we play with 4

 

[Dove]

Behold the Huskies
Standing there at 2 and 4
S'okay...Vance comin'.

 

[BlueandOG]

Burned alive by goofs
Is the season up in smoke?
Phoenix rises now!

 

[David 76]

MOJO needs a kick
Big Red goes off for three cheers
Purv touches BU

Is it an appropriate touch?

 

[David 76]

We regain some pride
Blowing out the Terriers
They will cry bu hoo

 

[jibsey]

Please don't do this here,
Go take it to the Cesspool.
Now back to the game.

Avoid turnovers,
Win the rebounding battle,
And UConn will win.

(But knowing this team,
I'm not all that confident.
Please God, let us win.)

Asking for the lord
Against BU
Is not what
UCONN teams
Generally do
But this is a different
Kettle of fish
So lord I ask
Just make it swish

 

[8893]

Haiku only, please
We have enough bad mojo
Already--no more!

 

[Huskies4ever]

Asking for the lord
Against BU
Is not what
UCONN teams
Generally do
But this is a different
Kettle of fish
So lord I ask
Just make it swish

Sounds like a Dr. Seuss story.

I hear Boris Karloff reciting this

 

[jibsey]

Sounds like a Dr. Seuss story.

I hear Boris Karloff reciting this

One of my dreams in life was to be named Boneyard Poet Laureate. Sorta like Robert Frost.

 

[8893]

 

[Adios]

Rise, Terriers of
Boston University.
In only hockey.

Why's politics here?
Shut up, eat turkey sandwich.
You commie bastard.

 

[joober jones]

Facey steps it up
Grabs some boards and scores ten points
Please don't prove me wrong

 

[nomar]

It's so very sad
That this year we can't bank on
Beating anyone

 

[Stinger92860]

Still cannot shoot straight
They should destroy BU
But it's a close game

 

[nychuskyfan]

Yes! We won by two!
But wait, it was vs B.U.
In that case, P.U.

 

[Stinger92860]

No NCAA
No nit either
Over under 14

 

[joober jones]

Facey steps it up
Grabs some boards and scores ten points
Please don't prove me wrong

So close and yet so far.