Game Cancelation Haiku

[Yardigan]

No sports on TV
That are appealing to me
Pass the dutchie, please

 

[bendm]

NESCAC and Ivies,
Why do you have to exist?
We are entitled.

as a NESCAC grad,
i should take offense to this,
what is your beef butch?

what do you mean we?
you're entitled or i am?
talk about random.