First Game Haiku

[8893]

Hawkins in a boot?
Hurley in sweats, or a suit?
Shut up @Dove , just root!

 

[Mr. Wonderful]

Just go get the ball
And put it into the hoop.
Chief blows donkey nuts.

 

[Huskybass]

The boot doesn't matter
It's a slaughter anyway
Tyrese is the Man

 

[OkaForPrez]

Cookie Monster Back?
Me hope so. Nom nom nom nom
nom nom nom. That good.

 

[NowInStorrs]

Huskies. Blue Devils.
Let's go shock the world again.
Wait. It's just Central.

 

[Husky Alien]

Central sorry but UConn
We will be kicking your butt
Yarders have fun tonight

 

[Letsgohuskies11]

Hype man will be there
Feed the people beer instead
Connor will be glad

 

[Austin316]

Interesting team
Excited for new season
Fans will be rowdy

 

[NHalan]

Twenty twenty-one
Let’s have us some Husky fun
Make a table run

 

[Hey Adrien!]

On screen, 8-to-5
Parent-teacher conferences
Time to treat myself.

Off to New Rochelle,
The Gaels and Hall of Fame coach.
(Maybe some strippers?)

Same grind tomorrow
But DVR is the best:
UConn w/ coffee.

 

[freescooter]

Coaches dressing down
is Hurley wearing Chief’s briefs?
Please Dan no. Just no!

 

[Apollo]

Suck it FS1
Been waiting ten months for this
Why the whip-around?

On a lighter note,
‘Yard should be fun tomorrow
Casuals are back!

My prediction is:
Huskies win by twenty-five
Jackson P.O.G.

 

[BrassBonanza]

Been too long without

Fans in the stands at Gampel

Let’s duck*** go Huskies

 

[8893]

Alien and Bass
Your haiku attempts are ass
Rule: 5-7-5

 

[Kenny11]

Let’s score one hunnid
Whaley is the hedgemaster
Dunk fest for Jackson

 

[elmcityboy]

i just wanna see
dre take it to the basket
again and again

 

[Son of Robert]

The haiku is back!
Long Live the Beast of the East!
Title run begins

 

[wheelerdog]

Another season
it will be a special one
With a deep March run

 

[HuskyHawk]

Dentist six o'clock
What have I done? The Horror
Of missing the start

 

[Dove]

Hawkins in a boot?
Hurley in sweats, or a suit?
Shut up @Dove , just root!

 

[FlakeyFoont]

New season, fresh hope.
November start in Gampel.
April? Big Easy?

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Central sorry but UConn
We will be kicking your butt
Yarders have fun tonight

Sign of the devil?
6-6-6 ain't no haiku
Beat the Blue Devils

Oops, I miscounted
6-7-6 makes NO sense
Still, beat those Devils

Wow, I still can't count
OK: 7-7-6
Counting is a bitch

The boot doesn't matter
It's a slaughter anyway
Tyrese is the Man

"Boot doesn't matter"
If not, "The boot don't matter"
Five, seven, then five

On screen, 8-to-5
Parent-teacher conferences
Time to treat myself.

My pref'rence would be
'Silent' syllables replaced
With apostrophes

Been too long without

Fans in the stands at Gampel

Let’s duck*** go Huskies

"duck***" sounds as 2
That makes line 3 read as 6
Still time to correct

^ Check that line above
The edit window is small
Affects the mojo?

 

[ClifSpliffy]

dawg hoops? pizza day!
ring, ring, 'send over a pie!'
i like husky day.

to keep the mojo
on speedflow, and not slowgo,
let us stomp them all.

 

[Husky Alien]

Sign of the devil?
6-6-6 ain't no haiku
Beat the Blue Devils

Oops, I miscounted
6-7-6 makes NO sense
Still, beat those Devils

Wow, I still can't count
OK: 7-7-6
Counting is a bitch

I think your last one
haiku is wrong because it
7-7-6

 

[QuickDraw]

Suck it FS1
Been waiting ten months for this
Why the whip-around?

I agree it sucks
will record at 1 am
will watch with coffee