Exhibition Game Day Haiku

[8893]

And so it begins
Hurley clearly gives a hoot
Find out who else does

 

[RichZ]

Best guy might not play
New wing definitely won't
feels deja vu-ish

 

[Stainmaster]

4hunnid 4hunn
4hunnid 4hunnid 4
4hunnid 4hunn

 

[tcf15]

Chiefin Chiefin Chief
Chiefin Chiefin Chiefin Chief
Chiefin Chiefin Chief

 

[Tyler2Rings]

This place is better
When UConn wins. Our new coach
Will make that happen.

 

[August_West]

Starting at point guard:
Suspended; starting forward:
Hes suspended too

 

[Kenny11]

this is what happens
when keeping it 4hunnid
goes horribly wrong

 

[Vancat]

Fans are excited
Scotty goes up on the wall
Hurley coaches -yay!

 

[SirHypeAlot]

B-Ball for the gram
scooter life ridin dirty
future is europe

h/t @stairmaster

 

[Son of Robert]

On your mark, get set
UConn is ready to win
the whole AAC

no doubt about it
kids get ready to shout it
the whole AAC

Adams and Gilbert
stars flashing across the court
tourney berth comin

they need some help from
ev-e-ry other player
to step up to win

let's get it done dogs
Hurley and staff are fighting
bring on that toughness

sweet sixteen baby
Papa needs a tourney berth
March is coming soon

 

[Stainmaster]

Palatine would like
You all to remember that
We lost to Wagner

 

[Stainmaster]

Ball for the gram
scooter life ridin dirty
future is europe

Not quite bro

 

[RayIsTheGOAT]

LETS
F'INNNNN
GOOOOO
BBALL
IS
BACKKK IM HPYED

 

[8893]

LETS
F'INNNNN
GOOOOO
BBALL
IS
BACKKK IM HPYED

Post/avatar

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Oh jeez, this again
Tapping out the syllables
Policing haiku

Do I drive to Storrs?
Doing early yoga first?
Gotta decide soon

Scotty on the wall
$8 admission fee
Dairy Bar after

Go to Breathing Room
Wethersfield Pizza grinder
Twilight foliage

Sounding like a plan
I really gotta focus
to make it happen

 

[RichZ]

LETS
F'INNNNN
GOOOOO
BBALL
IS
BACKKK IM HPYED

Does RayistheGoat
even know what haiku is?
Because that ain't it.

 

[RayIsTheGOAT]

Does RayistheGoat
even know what haiku is?
Because that ain't it.

nope I have no haiclue

 

[ZenConn]

nope I have no haiclue

 

[David 76]

All I want to see
Is basketball that's intense
For forty minutes

 

[RichZ]

nope I have no haiclue

It is something that if you do not follow the correct 5/7/5 syllable count in any game's dedicated Haiku thread, creates powerful negative mojo, and puts all the blame for a hideous performance directly in your lap.

 

[David 76]

All I want to see
Is basketball that's intense
For forty minutes

I'm pretty happy!

 

[8893]

Glad it was an exhibition.

Now let's be clear for the regular season:

5-7-5, or you bear responsibility for any ills that befall us

 

[David 76]

Anyone who blows the format will receive mandatory remedial English lessons with Hans.
On Saturday mornings.

 

[Dove]

I went to Southern
Dropped out due to partyin'
Owls are really cool

 

[DALTX]

1 2 3 4 5
vital smith rique jalen whale
24 burrell