I may submit an application for "replay official". I'm really good at sitting and watching games on TV. My wife says I'm an pro at it actually, and I need to get my fat arse off the couch on Saturdays and do something. This could be that very thing! Join the Big East officiating ranks. It's free. So I figure while I'm there I'll lose a few pounds. They've got what, a 6 to 8 week training program there? A real tough one. Which is perfect for me.