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So we're tailgating before the Giants-Jets game & its time to pay a visit to the Porta-John. Evidently no bath tissue is supplied inside. There's this college aged guy sitting in a beach chair on the grass next to the potty, selling bath tissue at 50 cents a foot. We cracked up (no pun intended) at some of the wasted pick up lines that he used on the co-ed types that came pre-prepared with their own supply.
 
We cracked up (no pun intended) at some of the wasted pick up lines that he used on the co-ed types that came pre-prepared with their own supply.

"Wouldn't you like to crap on my paper?"

"Baby, let's put our paper together. We could make a crappy business together! What do you say?"
 
So we're tailgating before the Giants-Jets game & its time to pay a visit to the Porta-John. Evidently no bath tissue is supplied inside. There's this college aged guy sitting in a beach chair on the grass next to the potty, selling bath tissue at 50 cents a foot. We cracked up (no pun intended) at some of the wasted pick up lines that he used on the co-ed types that came pre-prepared with their own supply.

That guy didn't sell that toilet paper. Someone else did.
 
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