ya know, that 'squirrel' thing raises a good question - what does the player like for a nickname, if they even like the idea of a nickname?
i have a lifelong habit, when introduced to a new person by nickname, to privately ask that person what their formal/preferred name is, cuz usually, people stuck with a nickname often don't like it. even if they respond with a nickname, i absolutely will not address them as such, especially if it is
diminuative, ie 'janey, joey,' and such.
dignity- spread it around.
of course, in sports or politics, and for someone that i don't like for whatever personal reasons, i got a pantload of rude nicknames.
(in my best hank kimball voice) 'i never use mean nicknames here. well, i can't actually say never, more like only rarely. wait, check that, not rarely, just once in a while. no, that's not right either, seems like it might be sorta often, but only with the best of intentions. nahh, cancel that idea, too. my intentions can often be transparent, and subtle like a nuclear bomb, or pineapple on pizza. now pineapple on pizza is a strange thought, but i do like a good pizza crust.. hey! im hungry! what were we talking aboot again? other names for submarine sandwiches?'