Did Doris just say she likes to be double teamed?

[Kauffmak10]

gross

 

[Jaker]

of course she does

 

[Letsgohuskies11]

by the biggest players on the other team

 

[huskyjawz]

gross

I didn't think anything could make me laugh after that abomination of a second half, but this did.

 

[UConnSwag11]

gross

she's a babe

 

[storrsroars]

Being on the wrong side of 50 myself, IMO, Doris is very hittable.

 

[August_West]

She has the worst dye job in the history of hair coloring

 

[Kauffmak10]

With you AND your best buddy? Remember, she said she likes to be double teamed

Being on the wrong side of 50 myself, IMO, Doris is very hittable.

 

[FartMan69]

I mean I'd do her, my standards fluctuate and right now they're at ground zero.

 

[mauconnfan]

she's a babe

 

[Kitaman]

Come on Mau, its a new day. Different people make the world go around nowadays.

 

[storrsroars]

With you AND your best buddy? Remember, she said she likes to be double teamed

I was thinking me and some hot bi chick with a strapon.

I don't want to see any of my 50+ buds naked these days. And certainly not naked, groaning and sweating near me.

I can't believe I'm actually giving this enough thought to respond to the post.

 

[THC]

I was thinking me and some hot bi chick with a strapon.

I don't want to see any of my 50+ buds naked these days. And certainly not naked, groaning and sweating near me.

I can't believe I'm actually giving this enough thought to respond to the post.

So am I to deduct that you still enjoy seeing your younger buddies naked?

 

[Jaker]

YES Doris!

 

[Cheeky]

In addition, earlier in the game, when Purvis drew a foul on the really big Owl, she said something to the effect of, "now we'll see if Purvis will stay aggressive and bring it in again. I mean [big Owl] is a big guy. I wouldn't want to hit that repeatedly"

And I'm thinking, "Oh tut tut Doris - smart money is on you wanting to hit that a few times."

 

[TXHuskyFan]

by the biggest players on the other team

By biggest, did she mean tallest or widest?

 

[ctchamps]

You have to excuse the old dudes. The way the team has played lots of things look better than prior to this game and, like it or not, some codgers can no longer be choosy. In public I wouldn't admit to anything however. One minute your alone. Another minute your routing for you're team. And then poof your an internet sensation.

 

[Fishy]

If you ever needed proof that the internet is a haven for creepy old men, take a gander at the peeps in this thread.

 

[jdb50]

Worked with a guy who was about 20 years older and he would say "someday that will look good to you" as we ran into women during the day. He was right.

 

[brasssbonanzaa]

Jesus, how is this kind of thread allowed to still be here?

 

[CAHUSKY]

Worked with a guy who was about 20 years older and he would say "someday that will look good to you" as we ran into women during the day. He was right.

My dad always told me that too. He was definitely right. My strike zone has become much wider in my later years.

 

[boba]

If you ever needed proof that the internet is a haven for creepy old men, take a gander at the peeps in this thread.

I believe Internet Rule 34 shows that the internet is a haven for creepy men, young and old. It's just that us grey beards take particular pride in being omnivorous in our mate selection. Remember the late great Ben Franklin and his immortal opinion regarding older women:
They don't yell.
They don't tell.
They don't swell.
They are as grateful as hell.
You to, yes you, will eventually succumb to fading eyesight and loosening standards.

 

[boba]

My dad always told me that too. He was definitely right. My strike zone has become much wider in my later years.

With the same problem of swinging and missing, even at the wide outside ones?

 

[mauconnfan]

Wow look what Doris started

 

[OkaForPrez]

This is the borderline harassment stuff I was referring to in the Mau thread.