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[QUOTE="meyers7, post: 5205903, member: 343"]
From the great JS

Ode to the Ball Hog Chick
(JS)

UConn's got a young guard
And they call that girl DT.
And you never find it hard
To see she's friendly as can be.

She pats the ref right on the butt
And tousles coach's hair.
She always makes you bust a gut
And never shows a care.

But opponents better watch out
Cause this gal's got mucho game.
She's gonna make your coach pout,
Make you sorry that you came.

You can try your X's and your O's
She's gonna make you pay.
Give you headaches, give you woes,
Make you wish that it were May.

[I]No matter what you've learned,
And no matter what your schtick
You'll still get good and burned
By that grinning Ballhog Chick.[/I]

If your manning gives you trouble 
Then try your box and one.
If your zoning lies in rubble
And your double teams are done

Then it hasn't been your day 
Be you Muffet, be you Pat.
Just shake ol' Geno's hand and say
"Nice game, you little brat."

[I]"Cause no matter what we boasted
We just couldn't make it click.
We were lit up, we were toasted
By that awesome Ballhog Chick."[/I]
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First name of men's bb coach