DePaul Haiku

[8893]

So much attention
On games we are not playing
How about this one?

 

[Umami Zen]

Hawk-Our microwave
Downtown sniper-Yarders crave
Soon will be-Fan fave

DePaul-Chicago
Who gonna stop Sanogo?
Way too much mojo!

On Blue Demon Day
Huskies show up-Came to play
Missin' Boatshow trey

 

[mussels]

Shovel snow all day
then watch a blizzard of threes
bury Blue Demons

 

[navery12]

A storm is coming
Will Gaff be a part of it?
Husky blue on top

 

[ShootURShot]

Lets gooo. It will be a welcome distraction from the white s*&t out my window. Good guys by 10

 

[Hey Adrien!]

I root for DePaul
to grow as a program
but not today, please.

We have a good crew
of Boneyarders in Chi-town:
be loud and be proud!

 

[8893]

@ShootURShot, not good
Learn the rules: 5-7-5
Syllables per line

 

[HuskyBoi]

Yo whats good DePaul
Walking into Chicago
And out with the dub

 

[Hey Adrien!]

CCSU, Duke
and DePaul are Blue Devils.
Do red ones exist?

 

[8893]

CCSU, Duke
and DePaul are Blue Devils.
Do red ones exist?

Demons and devils
Are similar but not same
Neither is good though

 

[storrsroars]

DeJohn and DeGeorge
Are long passed, but DeRingo
And DePaul still rock.

Excuse the above
I just feel there's a market
For Dad joke haiku.

 

[TerryBoyz]

A 4 game win streak

Uncle MO is on their side

Get well soon Vitale

 

[Hey Adrien!]

DeJohn and DeGeorge
Are long passed, but DeRingo
And DePaul still rock.

Excuse the above
I just feel there's a market
For Dad joke haiku.

Big LOL here.
Below are DeAndre's splits
when he played DePaul:

 

[Hey Adrien!]

DePaul's not the same
without Pauly Paulicap.
Where’s the name mojo?

 

[elmcityboy]

bomb cyclone? i see
an "extreme scoring event"
in tonight's forecast

 

[TerryBoyz]

Demons and devils on my!
We have Blue, red, sun and sea
But there can be more!

Too many blue ones
How about the snow devils?
Visit CT now

 

[mussels]

DeJohn and DeGeorge
Are long passed, but DeRingo
And DePaul still rock.

Excuse the above
I just feel there's a market
For Dad joke haiku.

Paul is dead they said
but that rumor was debunked
not Paul but DePaul

 

[8893]

DeJohn and DeGeorge
Are long passed, but DeRingo
And DePaul still rock.

Excuse the above
I just feel there's a market
For Dad joke haiku.

Was going to make
Fantasy Island “de plane”
Joke; yours is better

 

[XLCenterFan]

Snow wind snow wind snow
College basketball all day
Burn wood, drink beer, hoops

 

[JakeTheDog]

Basketball Jesus
Just left Chicago; Or he
Just don’t grace DePaul

 

[UCLJ0211]

DeFense leads the way
DePaul will be DeFeated
OfFense looks good too

 

[UCLJ0211]

Lets gooo. It will be a welcome distraction from the white s*&t out my window. Good guys by 10

Welcome distraction
From white s@&t out my window
Good guys win by ten

 

[jayteeman]

Exorcise Demons
Power of dogs compels you!!!
Bow to the four legs

 

[Huskybass]

Yes, Andre Jackson
50 percent from 3ville
The puppy is a dawg

 

[Shamon30]

Beat DePaul tonight
I hope we will get the win
I'm not creative