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its the nightmare gift that keeps on giving.

Wife making homemade sauce as she is wont to do every couple weeks. I get home ask her if she started the sausage yet. ( I'm a good helper)

She hands me the turkey sausage I had for last weeks aborted run and says " you bought it, you're eating it"

We went too far this year. I had to take a loss on a Saturday and still eat this dreck today?

Thanks Obama Errr... I mean Deepster
 
8893 said:
Hope you've got some of that six-ply from the halcyon days of your office loo.
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It was 3 ply, and I need to update that thread. I found a stash in the storage cabinet that I bring in and out with me now. Not sharing.


Also I just realized that I'm not only eating turkey tonight but it is accompanied with yet another tomato based product. I truly can't get a break.
 
AW: Hey hon, what's for dinner?
Mrs. AW: Pasta.
AW: Sounds good, wait, what the (heck) is that?
Mrs. AW: " you bought it, you're eating it"
AW: Aw, hell no, I'm not eating any turkey again, ever.
Mrs. AW: Shut up and eat the mojo sausage, commie!
 
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superjohn said:
Wait, I was under the impression you had to eat turkey and ketchup until we win our next NCAA title?
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Booyah! We're back in business boys....
sandwich-turkey-smoked-ham-tomato-ketchup-wooden-board-57106332.jpg
 
CL82 said:
AW: Hey hon, what's for dinner?
Mrs. AW: Pasta.
AW: Sounds good, wait, what the (heck) is that?
Mrs. AW: " you bought it, you're eating it"
AW: Aw, hell no, I'm not eating any turkey again, ever.
Mrs. AW: Shut up and eat the mojo sausage, commie!
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That is very sadly a pretty accurate recapping of the actual conversation
 
August_West said:
its the nightmare gift that keeps on giving.

Wife making homemade sauce as she is wont to do every couple weeks. I get home ask her if she started the sausage yet. ( I'm a good helper)

She hands me the turkey sausage I had for last weeks aborted run and says " you bought it, you're eating it"

We went too far this year. I had to take a loss on a Saturday and still eat this dreck today?

Thanks Obama Errr... I mean Deepster
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Don't blame me because your pimp hand ain't strong.
 
Quite frankly, turkey sausage shouldn't be too bad in a decent meat sauce. Fire that mojo up with a bunch of nice seeded plum tomatoes, a lot of garlic, some red wine, olive oil, onions (brown a little tomato paste with the onions for flavor depth), oregano, basil, parsley, marjoram, and add whatever veggies you might like in your sauce at the end and that turkey sausage should be just fine in there. Unless it sucks. Then no one can help you.
 
August_West said:
It was 3 ply, and I need to update that thread. I found a stash in the storage cabinet that I bring in and out with me now. Not sharing.


Also I just realized that I'm not only eating turkey tonight but it is accompanied with yet another tomato based product. I truly can't get a break.
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Wait, you stroll past your co-workers carrying private stock TP into the crapper?
 
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TRest said:
Wait, you stroll past your co-workers carrying private stock TP into the crapper?
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It's a long story
Logistics in my favor I walk by no one.
 
August_West said:
its the nightmare gift that keeps on giving.

Wife making homemade sauce as she is wont to do every couple weeks. I get home ask her if she started the sausage yet. ( I'm a good helper)

She hands me the turkey sausage I had for last weeks aborted run and says " you bought it, you're eating it"

We went too far this year. I had to take a loss on a Saturday and still eat this dreck today?

Thanks Obama Errr... I mean Deepster
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First it was the Rolling Rock guy, now this. Nothing more sad than seeing people bitch about Mojo excess. Shut up and Eat up.
 
August_West said:
It's a long story
Logistics in my favor I walk by no one.
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If your trial were being held today, TP horder would be one of the charges. You are lucky to have gotten off as lightly as you did.
 
CL82 said:
If your trial were being held today, TP horder would be one of the charges. You are lucky to have gotten off as lightly as you did.
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Nope. Im the Norma Rae of TP. Ask @8893 . But things blew up in my face and now Im scrambling like a refugee taking care of myself.
 
Turkey sausage grilled with peppers and onions would be pretty good, though not as good as real sausage.
 
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August_West said:
its the nightmare gift that keeps on giving.

Wife making homemade sauce as she is wont to do every couple weeks. I get home ask her if she started the sausage yet. ( I'm a good helper)

She hands me the turkey sausage I had for last weeks aborted run and says " you bought it, you're eating it"

We went too far this year. I had to take a loss on a Saturday and still eat this dreck today?

Thanks Obama Errr... I mean Deepster
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Sounds like MOAR whining!
 
August_West said:
its the nightmare gift that keeps on giving.

Wife making homemade sauce as she is wont to do every couple weeks. I get home ask her if she started the sausage yet. ( I'm a good helper)

She hands me the turkey sausage I had for last weeks aborted run and says " you bought it, you're eating it"

We went too far this year. I had to take a loss on a Saturday and still eat this dreck today?

Thanks Obama Errr... I mean Deepster
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And you punish us by showing a guy pushing an uncooked hot dog up his nose.

How was dinner?
 
Hans Sprungfeld said:
And you punish us by showing a guy pushing an uncooked hot dog up his nose.

How was dinner?
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@80shusky had it right. It was not as bad as I projected in the context I ate it in. I wouldve preferred some Longhini hot in their obviously but it was OK.

and that is not just any guy. That is the master digger himself. Pay respect to his talent
 
August_West said:
Nope. Im the Norma Rae of TP. Ask @8893 . But things blew up in my face and now Im scrambling like a refugee taking care of myself.
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I read that post. You were the Norma Rae of TP, now you are more of a Mad Max scavenger. You are the this guy of TP...

20140829_perry01_33.jpg


I actually searched for a Mad Max character, but this guy popped up and I started laughing, so I went with it, but you get the point.
 
CL82 said:
I read that post. You were the Norma Rae of TP, now you are more of a Mad Max scavenger. You are the this guy of TP...

20140829_perry01_33.jpg


I actually searched for a Mad Max character, but this guy popped up and I started laughing, so I went with it, but you get the point.
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Photoshop a Turkey in his Arm and a Roll of TP in his other hand and we have an all time winner
 
August_West said:
its the nightmare gift that keeps on giving.

Wife making homemade sauce as she is wont to do every couple weeks. I get home ask her if she started the sausage yet. ( I'm a good helper)

She hands me the turkey sausage I had for last weeks aborted run and says " you bought it, you're eating it"

We went too far this year. I had to take a loss on a Saturday and still eat this dreck today?

Thanks Obama Errr... I mean Deepster
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The women's team can always benefit from your continued mojo suffering.

So eat the mojo sandwich, commie!!!
 
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August_West said:
@80shusky had it right. It was not as bad as I projected in the context I ate it in. I wouldve preferred some Longhini hot in their obviously but it was OK.

and that is not just any guy. That is the master digger himself. Pay respect to his talent
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My first introduction to him was 45 years ago at a Hartford Capitols game, where he played for, yep, the Scranton Miners.
 
August_West said:
Nope. Im the Norma Rae of TP. Ask @8893 . But things blew up in my face and now Im scrambling like a refugee taking care of myself.
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Quite frankly, that's disgusting. Aim for the bowl man.
 
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