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The once was a big from Mizou
Who's arms and legs didn't often know what to do
It turns out being Just Big was true
 

Samoo

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There once was a team from Nebraska,
Whose fate was unsure so I'll ask ya,
When a guy named Adama
Makes Kalk cry for his mama,
Will they not wish they were from Nome, Alaska?
 

BGesus4

Running everywhere
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There once was a team off the bat,
Coaches thought could contend for the nat,
But Maui preceded reckoning days,
No one knew what to say,
But, “uh, I don’t know about that”
 
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Hope this doesn’t ruin the mojo, but I asked ChatGPT to write a Limerick about beating Creighton and embarrassing RK.
Not great but not bad either. (I promise I wont use it again)


UConn played some basketball greats,
Creighton just couldn't keep up the pace,
With a win that was bold,
Their game was gold,
Victory for UConn, what a race!


The Huskies of UConn did win
Against Creighton, the score did spin
The ball was a blur
As they made their score
And victory left them with a grin!

In basketball, UConn did prevail,
Against Creighton, they did not fail,
Adama Sonogo took the floor,
And Kalkbrenner was shown the door,
With embarrassment, he turned pale!
 

WeAreUCONN

Why So Serious ¿
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Creighton coming to town
Oh wait, we play there
The script is upside down
They’ll beat us up high
They’ll bury us down low
Our bigs are just too slow
We’ll launch Hail Mary’s
One after the other
Miss after miss
It won’t get any better
Daddy’s home and we’re in trouble
Back on the perennial tourney bubble
UConn UConn UConn
 
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There once was a hoop chump from Creighton
Who's game was so bad he ain't datin'
The Huskies were gunnin'
He went home runnin'
And was crowned the king or master of batin'
 

FfldCntyFan

Texas: Property of UConn Men's Basketball program
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Not for nothing but (due to this thread) I hope it was purely coincidental that our January funk started when the limericks started and seems to have disappeared when the limericks stopped.

This thread may have doomed us.
 
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Not for nothing but (due to this thread) I hope it was purely coincidental that our January funk started when the limericks started and seems to have disappeared when the limericks stopped.

This thread may have doomed us.
No limerick against Marquette?
Big win.

Mojo idiots.
 
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Some think limerick mojo’s a bust
Could be that we’ve shaken the rust
The refs will be fair
Once the ball’s in the air
It’s crunch time! In Hurley I trust.

(Original. No AI involved, but also no real intelligence involved :)
)
 

WeAreUCONN

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Creighton coming to town
Oh wait, we play there
The script is upside down
They’ll beat us up high
They’ll bury us down low
Our bigs are just too slow
We’ll launch Hail Mary’s
One after the other
Miss after miss
It won’t get any better
Daddy’s home and we’re in trouble
Back on the perennial tourney bubble
UConn UConn UConn
Damn I nailed it.
 

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