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Blue Jays still talkin'
Bout Jordan Tomahawkin'
He fly-They walkin'!

Yo Craig! Huskies back
Dan cooks up Big Mac Attack
Be strong-Never crack!

March is when we peak!
Championships-What we seek!
Prime Time-Not for meek!
 

storrsroars

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Nembhard wasn't a
Big factor in first game loss
Alexander was

Shut him down along
With Hawkins and we should cruise
Except for one thing

Whaley, Martin and
AJax need to make putbacks
They didn't last game

UConn beat Creighton
In all stats categories
Except one: scoring

Fix that and we get
A three seed in BET
And NCAAs
 

Hans Sprungfeld

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Huskies clip Jays' wings
In land of 311
Coach Mac all mixed up
Numbers are tricky:
Could be read as "three one one"
Or "three eleven"

Start with "three hundred"
And it gets really tricky
Better to avoid

Of course, that's just me,
and your mileage may vary
In stoking mojo

Reminder to all:
Pay attention as you post
Edit window's small

Whatever you do
If your haiku touts "Hawkins,"
Specify "Jordan"

Count before posting
Remember: five, seven, five
It's that time of year

It's the little things
The coaches, players, and fans
All pulling the sled

Optimize seeding
For both upcoming tourneys
Win in Omaha
 
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Numbers are tricky:
Could be read as "three one one"
Or "three eleven"

Start with "three hundred"
And it gets really tricky
Better to avoid

Of course, that's just me,
and your mileage may vary
In stoking mojo

Reminder to all:
Pay attention as you post
Edit window's small

Whatever you do
If your haiku touts "Hawkins,"
Specify "Jordan"

Count before posting
Remember: five, seven, five
It's that time of year

It's the little things
The coaches, players, and fans
All pulling the sled

Optimize seeding
For both upcoming tourneys
Win in Omaha
Fear not for mojo
Was carefully considered
Before clicking "post"

Concern is noted
but the band is known to all
as "three eleven"
 
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The CHI Health Center
when pronounced like the golfer
Chi Chi Rodriguez

Les Nessman's version
Chi Chi sounds just like bye bye
bye bye birdie bye

CHI is very nice
XL Center full of mice
and many banners

This is what I know
Keep your eye on the sparrow
let fly the arrow
 

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