Creighton Game Day Haiku

[6in25]

I guess I'll do it
Alien must be sleeping
E.T.'s need their rest

Maybe Gampel crowd
Won't be so mediocre
White out conditions

 

[TheShot1990]

No more close games now.
Let’s slap the Blue Jays silly
Give the fans a show

 

[Son of Robert]

Gampel be rocking
McDermott and company
coming at us now

 

[Deepster]

Does this count?

 

[Uconn77Duke74]

Moving up to 5
Is a lot better than 6.
The fans will show up!

 

[Waquoit]

Looks like Creighton is
In a program death spiral.
Shame, Big East needs them.

 

[Lafayette]

Bluejays fly so high
Huskies jump and swat them down
Birds don’t like the floor

Huskies hunt in Storrs
Wings are clipped by Hurley’s squad
Gampel eats the birds

 

[Umami Zen]

Bench stokes fire tonight
Emeka's proud smile shines bright
To Calhoun's delight.

Mojo comes alive
Few teams have won twenty-five
Down Year? Buncha jive.

 

[Lafayette]

Bench stokes fire tonight
Emeka's proud smile shines bright
To Calhoun's delight.

Mojo comes alive
Few teams have won twenty-five
Down Year? Buncha jive.

Oh stewardess I speak jive!

 

[DALTX]

Better Call Goodman
Bluejays left their Cinnabons
At Omaha mall

 

[Husky Alien]

I guess I'll do it
Alien must be sleeping
E.T.'s need their rest

Maybe Gampel crowd
Won't be so mediocre
White out conditions

My clock rang loud here
Universe Wi-Fi still weak
Working shift today

Saucer stuck on hold
Cosmic signals buffering
Still reporting in

White out in effect
Gample will turn it up loud
Huskies win mush on

 

[BlueandOG]

I'm tired of the
quiet crowd posts and nonsense.
Gample, time to shine!

Now to real business.
Huskies, get medieval on
the opposition.

We're almost in March.
Time is running out to lock
a 1 at The Dance.

To quote Clubber Lang:
My prediction for Creighton
is simply this,

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Alien clock rang loud
Universe Wi-Fi still weak
Working shift today

Ale-yen? Don't think so
I'm just starting to accept
One-syllable "fire"

Still time to correct,
While anti-haiku attempts
To mock the mojo

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Imagine spelling
U-C-O-N-N wrongly,
on purpose, in-game

Or booing announced
Husky starters and lined up
free throw shooters? Yuck

 

[Doctor Hoop]

Creighton? They're struggling.
Let's make sure they keep struggling
Make it a short night

 

[6in25]

Ale-yen? Don't think so
I'm just starting to accept
One-syllable "fire"

Still time to correct,
While anti-haiku attempts
To mock the mojo

Hans, respectfully
The Google says it is two
No change is required

 

[Husky Alien]

Ale-yen? Don't think so
I'm just starting to accept
One-syllable "fire"

Still time to correct,
While anti-haiku attempts
To mock the mojo

Alien fixed it
UConn haiku now aligned
Cosmic mind at fault

 

[Husky Alien]

Hans, respectfully
The Google says it is two
No change is required

No, Hans is correct
It is three syllables, wink
Search more you will find

 

[6in25]

No, Hans is correct
It is three syllables wink
Search more you will find

If in fact it's 3
Then your second haiku is
Just 4 syllables

 

[Husky Alien]

If in fact it's 3
Then your second haiku is
Just 4 syllables

The ozone layers
Currently very thick here
Fixed and landing now

 

[Husky Alien]

I am at space bar
Sipping the universe drink
Earth-style cheers, go dogs

 

[cwh20]

Iditarod Race
No resting for the Huskies
Gung ho for title

 

[gtcam]

Just come ready to play and play like a top 10 team
That's all I got

 

[Dove]

Karavan of wins
Rolls on tonight at Gampel.
Hope the crowd shows up.

 

[Dove]

Hans, respectfully
The Google says it is two
No change is required

Don't trust internet.
Alien is three to folks.
Say it slowly, man.