Brady Hoke Giving Out Donuts to Students at Noon Games

[Nostical]

Don't even start! Nevertheless, it shows how teams need to come up with novel ideas to pack their stadiums by kickoff. We sorely need some incentives as well.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/...dium=newsletter&utm_campaign=college-football

 

[ConnHuskBask]

Must just be a Michigan thing.

Sorry I had to!

 

[Waquoit]

Ahh donuts, Is there anything they can't do?

 

[jbdphi]

There must be some way to leverage the existing sponsorship with Dunkin Donuts here. After all, they don't want Krispy Kreme muscling in on their territory. Is that competition I smell? Or glazed donuts perhaps...

 

[noeynox]

I wonder if he will employ the one for you, two for me strategy that was so popular in the cartoons when I was kid.

 

[Chin Diesel]

Friday donut joke.

Q- Who is the most popular guy at a nudist resort?
A- The guy who can carry two coffees and a dozen donuts.

Q- Who's the most popular girl at the nudist resort?
A- The one who can eat the last donut.

Cue the rim shot.

 

[Waquoit]

Friday donut joke.

Q- Who is the most popular guy at a nudist resort?
A- The guy who can carry two coffees and a dozen donuts.

Q- Who's the most popular girl at the nudist resort?
A- The one who can eat the last donut.

Cue the rim shot.

Rim shot. I see what you did there.