BET Semifinal Game Day Haiku

[ZenConn]

Game Two. Here we go!
Focus on the game tonight.
One game at a time.

No more cramps tonight.
Bananas and Pickle Juice
In a big smoothie.

Survive and advance
In case we have cramps tonight,
Wack them with our crutch.

 

[ZenConn]

I don't understand
And I don't care about this
But, to your question...

I nominate you
You've played dumb, and now cutesy
Now, be of service.

We have a winner.
Kolumbo nominated
himself to be hanged.

 

[HuskyHawk]

New stove is too loud
Seems nothing goes right lately
Except the Huskies

 

[EdgewoodNHV]

UConn Belongs Here
We Are the Big East Tourney
Huskies Eat Bluejays

 

[DALTX]

The message is clear:
Outscore and outplay Creighton,
Stay in the Garden

 

[Doctor Hoop]

The dominos fall
Before the fearsome Huskies
The Blue Jays are next

Keep the ball moving
Stay alert on defense all
The finals await

 

[mussels]

I don't understand
And I don't care about this
But, to your question...

I nominate you
You've played dumb, and now cutesy
Now, be of service.

last line, post sixteen
has too many syllables
he was telling you

 

[Samoo]

We will beat Creighton
If the mojo remains true
All must contribute

 

[Kolumbo]

Hot out of the gate
That is how you win these games
These birds don't fly straight

Microwave won't heat
No place to reheat the meat
My butt warms my seat

MSG Mojo
New Big East will know the name
Huskies Champions

Say Hello to Loose
Down at 8th and forty-deuce
Don't forget the goose

 

[TheChamps990411]

Please fix your first line
Real is two syllables
Hans is still sleeping

no.

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

last line, post sixteen
has too many syllables
he was telling you

Thanks, that was helpful
Glad that I added the line
"I don't understand"

We are teammates here
Covering each other's backs
Thanks Kolumbo too

Teachable moment:
Beware the no-look pass that
also goes unseen

 

[Adios]

Testiculo lives.
Cryptozoologist's dream.
Lurking in shadows.

 

[Son of Robert]

Game on!!!, nine o'clock
really can't wait to see this
Creighton looking tough

Huskies killing it
such a really good matchup
basketball bourbon

 

[Woof 101]

Finish finish yes
On the way to Big East best
We can pass this test

 

[8893]

no.

That’s pretty uncool
To ruin the mojo in spite
I just don’t get it

 

[Jorgensen]

7p. Waiting.
Can we take down the Bluejays?
OMG. Yes. Duh.

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

no.

Terrible mojo
At least decline in haiku
Even in dispute

That’s pretty uncool
To ruin the mojo in spite
I just don’t get it

Agree with you but
Don't you count "ru-in" as 2?
Not the same as "rune"

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

7p. Waiting.
Can we take down the Bluejays?
OMG. Yes. Duh.

Let's not get sloppy
Needs to be 7pm
to get it to 5

 

[8893]

Agree with you but
Don't you count "ru-in" as 2?
Not the same as "rune"

You are correct, sir
And I have now corrected
Nice to count on you

 

[Jorgensen]

Let's not get sloppy
Needs to be 7pm
to get it to 5

Se-ven-pee is three.
Wait-ing adds two more, I think?
Three plus two is five?

 

[Umami Zen]

Garden Showtime.-Now
Deliver on onions- Wow
Danny-Take a Bow.

 

[jayteeman]

Croutons are confused
They will be crushed in our house
And no soup for you

 

[TheChamps990411]

The real game begins

The March through March 2 more wins

The Big East is ours

The big games begin
The March through March two more wins
The mojo is saved

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Se-ven-pee is three.
Wait-ing adds two more, I think?
Three plus two is five?

I stand corrected
Things get tense close to tipoff
Let's pull together

The big games begin
The March through March two more wins
The mojo is saved

Fixed! Sorry everyone!

Thanks for stepping up
Deleting "Fixed! ..." line better
Or make it haiku

Gotta get back home
Somebody count while I drive
Go UConn Huskies!

 

[8893]

Fixed! Sorry everyone!

Thanks but bigger prob
Is no haiku try at all
Like this one and “no”