Anyone Brave Enough To Turn First Down Plays in to a Drinking Game?

[Chin Diesel]

Every time Uconn runs inside the tackles on first down it's a shot of liquor or half a beer.

For those who don't drink, the person to your left gets a free punch on your arm.

For a trifecta of run, run, incomplete pass, punt sequence it's a double shot of liquor, slam a full beer or a punch on the thigh.

 

[mets1090]

People will die.

 

[EdgewoodNHV]

At the going rate for beers in the stadium, I'd have to empty out my 401K by halftime.

 

[UconnFamily]

People will die.

This had me cracking up!

 

[Chin Diesel]

People will die.

People will die from TBI's (traumatic brain injuries) too due to the frequent and violent face palms after the ninth consecutive hand off on first down.

You are right people will die on Saturday. Alcohol poisoning may be the preferred way to go though.

 

[Adios]

This is how you are going to send a message to DeLeone? He probably won't care anyway.

 

[phillionaire]

half our fanbase will be dead before halftime

 

[Chin Diesel]

This is how you are going to send a message to DeLeone? He probably won't care anyway.

No one is trying to send a message to GD. We're trying to numb our pain of watching his wizardry.

Us using drinking to make a point to GD would be comparable (in a bad way) to us sending a message to Warren Buffett by playing Monopoly.

 

[UConn4ever]

I've had my stomach pumped before and I don't want to have it done again.

 

[Uconnalliance]

People will die.

They can't our fan base is leaving in droves

 

[Uconnalliance]

Gonna have to bring the back up Jack! This might get ugly for others.....reminds me of a time at Memorial.

 

[Srqhusky]

If I wasn't in Disney your on

 

[Chin Diesel]

I've had my stomach pumped before and I don't want to have it done again.

Hopefully your stomach wasn't pumped for the same reason Rod Stewart and Elton John "supposedly" had their stomachs pumped.

http://www.snopes.com/music/artists/rockstar.asp