Almost a joke....

[CL82]

Why does Coach Pasqualoni take the escalator?

Because P is yellow.

(See it almost works ... just not quite.)

 

[Dann]

Why did george cross the road?

 

[Mr Blueskin]

Why did george cross the road?

...to interview for the EO Smith High Offensive line coach.

 

[mets1090]

...to interview for the EO Smith High Offensive line coach.

I'm only replying to this because it's brilliant and warrants reposting.

 

[UConnDan97]

Why did george cross the road?

To get to the other side of the road....OK? To see what the other side looked like.....OK? To show the kids how to get over to the other side of the road....OK?

 

[Dann]

ok, to get to a sherwin williams

 

[Dann]

why did paul cross the road?

 

[UConnDan97]

why did paul cross the road?

To play complimentary to George crossing the road...

 

[Dann]

because he was being chased out of where he was.

 

[Dann]

remember when u walked into a subway chain years ago, it was always those hole in the wall strip malls and they all had that ugly yellowish wall paper of nyc transit. it was at everyone back then. i remember going to the local subway on saturday afternoons with my dad post baseball games and such times. now things are all different. subways are everywhere and very clean with fresh paint on walls and stuff. some have bits of wall paper still but its new stuff not that ugly yellow old style stuff.

if u walked into geroges house, what do u think is on the walls? i picture ugly wallpaper. football black and white x and o's everywhere with a ugly PP yellowish tint to them.

 

[Srqhusky]

why did paul cross the road?

to find a rabbi

 

[sportsart]

Why did the car speed up when he saw George and Paul crossing the road?
(just kidding...no really I am....)

 

[RedSoloCup]

Why did the car speed up when he saw George and Paul crossing the road?
(just kidding...no really I am....)

To avoid the accident no one wants to watch?

 

[junglehusky]

 

[Jimmy Serrano]

I read a funny joke on Silver's blog last night.

"One thing that happens each week that is not unusual in football, usually you see different blitz’ than what they have shown,” Pasqualoni said. “Not everybody goes into the next game with the exact same pressures. Typically, you see the same stuff, but typically you see something you haven’t seen. It’s part of playing football in this day and age."

P is just about admitting that the game has passed him by. I couldn't stop laughing until I started to cry.

 

[HuskiesFan1014]

It's a lot like fighting fires.
One thing that happens every day at the firehouse, is that usually we see different fires than we see other days. Not every engine goes to the same fire every day with the same route. Typically, we see the same fires...orange flames with grayish or black smoke, but typically we see fires that look typically nothing like that. It's typical. It's party of firefighting in this day and age.

If I ever gave an interview like this, I hope they would lock me up and send me for some serious evaluations. OK?

 

[FfldCntyFan]

Why does Coach Pasqualoni take the escalator?

Because P is yellow.

(See it almost works ... just not quite.)

The sad thing is P & GLD don't use escalaors, they use these: