Alabama Haiku

[Hey Adrien!]

I checked Portland’s charts:
High tide is 5:44.
Tide recedes at night.

 

[Umami Zen]

Play defense-Show pride
Raining threes-Walton's eyes wide
Roll over the Tide.

 

[Son of Robert]

Yeah so, bring'em on
our defense is playing well
Alabama's OUT

 

[Waquoit]

Oh I went down to
Alabama with banjo on
My knee. Kill me now

 

[QuickDraw]

Oh I went down to
Alabama with banjo on
My knee. Kill me now

Oh you did it now
screwing the entire pooch
you must redo it

 

[QuickDraw]

We will prove better
underdogs take another
onto title game

 

[CL82]

Tough match up for us
Just another chance to shine
Improving each game.

Sanogo brings power
Donovan Clingan brings height
Guards are hitting from deep.

Ball motion is key
Force Crimson Tide to react
Make them run all night.

 

[Waquoit]

Oh you did it now
screwing the entire pooch
you must redo it

Extremely sorry
Edits I thought I made did
Not take. Feel much shame

 

[CL82]

Extremely sorry
Edits I thought I made did
Not take. Feel much shame

Use edit to fix
Still have a couple minutes
Hurry and do it

 

[JakeTheDog]

The Columbia
River runs crimson after
Huskies feast tonight

Dogs is gonna mush
Little Oats won’t fill them up
Carnivorous pups

 

[Get a Job]

Crimson tide? What's that?
Just sounds like menstruation.
Terrible team name.

 

[Kolumbo]

no, alabama
here's 10 cents, call your mama
because: adama

Color is the key
National Flag Blue on Court
UCONN Rolls to Win

 

[Dove]

Let's slam those Bammers!!!
Huskies know the dumass chant
So rollin's easy!

 

[drayenob]

Just how good are we?
Kenpom says a one point loss
Huskies prove him wrong!

Walton Grateful Dead
Alabama Getaway
That song and team sucks

 

[OkaForPrez]

Row row row Nate Oats
down whatever river Bill
Walton’s on about.

 

[TheChamps990411]

All that i want is
A shot at the number 1
Beat bama lets go!

 

[elmcityboy]

uconn and bama
a couple of football schools
out on the hardwood

 

[Doctor Hoop]

“Go ‘Bama! Roll Tde!”
They cheer in Tuscaloosa
They won’t know what hit them

The Husky fast break
Dominant inside buckets
And those raining 3’s

Will turn that war cry
Into a plea for mercy
From canine snipers

 

[Apollo]

Tough matchup tonight
Dogs will have to hit their threes
Like they did last night

 

[auror]

Yo Alabama,
Cool you've been sowing your Oats.
Time for a reaping.

 

[DALTX]

Crimson tears roll down
the Columbia River
Huskies smell roses

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Oh I went down to
Alabama with banjo on
My knee. Kill me now

Correcting haiku
Like 8-syllable line 2
Is very stressful

Sanogo brings power
Donovan Clingan brings height
Guards are hitting from deep.

I think pow-er's 2
I know line 3 counted 6
That's enough for me

“Go ‘Bama! Roll Tde!”
They cheer in Tuscaloosa
They won’t know what hit them

Looking at line 3
And seeing there are 6 words
Each one syllable