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Message: [QUOTE="Kolumbo, post: 4719433, member: 4613"] [HEADING=2]SMU included free with purchase of two Pac-12 schools[/HEADING] SALESMAN: Ha ha, of course you have! Here, come right in, come right in. Let me show you this. Near mint condition, 30% off, a flagship institution of higher learning. A bear of a deal! Comes with some sports packages. SALESMAN: How much time do you have? Ha ha! You’re a busy man, much to do, I can see that. Let me tell you this: this tree is as sturdy as she comes. You get this tree, you also get a small collection of nerds with musical instruments who’ll spend three hours a week insulting you. Bet you don’t have that! SALESMAN: Didn’t think so! But I can see you’re still wavering, so let me toss out this one last offer, and heck of a deal that I’m ready to offer you and only you. You agree to buy these two items here today, and [URL='https://sports.yahoo.com/sources-acc-considering-smu-in-addition-to-cal-and-stanford-in-expansion-talks-205526422.html']I’ll throw in a pony[/URL]. [URL unfurl="true"]https://www.backingthepack.com/college-football-news/2023/8/9/23825859/smu-included-free-with-purchase-of-two-pac-12-schools[/URL] [/QUOTE]