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OK... its payback time. Here are a few of my favorate ACC Southern Jokes.

If you get a divorce in the ACC is she still your sister.

What do they do on Holloween night in the ACC...PumpKin.

Did you know the toothbrush was developed in the ACC...If it were developed anywhere else it would have been called teethbrush.

What do you get at a ACC Championship game...A full set of teeth.

If you have a good one let us know.

GO UConn!!!
 

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OK... its payback time. Here are a few of my favorate ACC Southern Jokes.

If you get a divorce in the ACC is she still your sister.

What do they do on Holloween night in the ACC...PumpKin.

Did you know the toothbrush was developed in the ACC...If it were developed anywhere else it would have been called teethbrush.

What do you get at a ACC Championship game...A full set of teeth.

If you have a good one let us know.

GO UConn!!!


Gotta love it when someone cracks on the ACC for being a bunch of toothless, hayseed hicks and misspells Halloween.
 
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Gotta love it when someone cracks on the ACC for being a bunch of toothless, hayseed hicks and misspells Halloween.

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ACC champions Florida State will face MAC champions Northern Illinois on Tuesday, Jan. 1, 2013 in the 79th annual Discover Orange Bowl , WOW!!! Northern Illinois.

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To claim your tickets contact ACC Commissioner John Swofford, tell him HuskyPete sent you.
 

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ACC jokes:

BC football.
 
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OK... its payback time. Here are a few of my favorate ACC Southern Jokes.

These are not ACC jokes. They're SEC jokes. With the exception of Clemson, ACC is not in the southern backwoods.

And the BE is starting to match that with the addition of ECU.
 
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These are not ACC jokes. They're SEC jokes. With the exception of Clemson, ACC is not in the southern backwoods.

And the BE is starting to match that with the addition of ECU.
When the Carolina Hurricanes won the Stanley Cup in 2006, they began to call Raleigh the "redneck hockey capital of the world". Do the rest of the math. There's also Virginia Tech.
 
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When the Carolina Hurricanes won the Stanley Cup in 2006, they began to call Raleigh the "redneck hockey capital of the world". Do the rest of the math. There's also Virginia Tech.

Starkville, Oxford, Tuscaloosa, Auburn, Athens, Fayetteville, College Station, Knoxville

case closed.
 
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Starkville, Oxford, Tuscaloosa, Auburn, Athens, Fayetteville, College Station, Knoxville

case closed.
So? A good chunk of the ACC is in Redneckistan too. 8 out of 14 schools. 9, if you include Pittsburgh. Does Syracuse qualify as a bunch of rednecks?
 

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Is that Jimmy Kimmel?
No. Sadly that's one my state's finest!! He's bragging about stealing something on a public forum!
 
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A priest, a rabbi, and a bear walk into a bar. BC Sucks.
 
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