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Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who
doesn't get it.
doesn't get it.
A word to ad to the Boneyard Dictionary
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Ozzie Nelson
RIP, Ozzie
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excellent
grizz36
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The term is meaningless since there has never been any sarcastic wit posted on this board.
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Yeah, right, like you'd be the one to know.
MilfordHusky
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It has a German pronunciation: viticulture
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As I've said before, you're all a great pile of wit.
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Q: What is the best way to learn to garden?
A: Trowel and error.
…..
Q: Why did the gardener quit?
A: His celery wasn’t high enough.
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Q: What do you get by dividing a pumpkin’s circumference by its diameter?
A. Pumpkin pi.
mets1090
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http://sarchasm.net/
I'm not entirely sure why this site exists, or why anyone would ever go to it, but I think I like it.
The question is, am I talking about the previously linked site or this forum?
I'm not entirely sure why this site exists, or why anyone would ever go to it, but I think I like it.
The question is, am I talking about the previously linked site or this forum?
Kibitzer
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I refer you all to a thread long ago about "Word Fugitives," popularized in a book by that title and by periodic pieces in The Atlantic magazine. Lots of these words, created to do the job when a needed word is missing in our language, are available through online surfing.
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Here we go again!
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
Botanists have developed a vegetable that eliminates the need to brush your teeth.
Bristle sprouts.
Have you heard of the garlic diet?
You don't lose much weight, but from a distance your friends think you look thinner.
"I bought an ant farm. I don't know where I am going to get a tractor that small!"
- Steven Wright
What what can you make from baked beans and onions?
Tear gas.
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
What do you call it when worms take over the world?
Global Worming.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
Botanists have developed a vegetable that eliminates the need to brush your teeth.
Bristle sprouts.
Have you heard of the garlic diet?
You don't lose much weight, but from a distance your friends think you look thinner.
"I bought an ant farm. I don't know where I am going to get a tractor that small!"
- Steven Wright
What what can you make from baked beans and onions?
Tear gas.
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
What do you call it when worms take over the world?
Global Worming.
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