A or B?

[Hoophound]

Scotts toilet paper has never been referred to as the gold standard. It is more like cheap, standard issue, janitorial toilet paper. Awful. Cottonelle is luxurious.

 

[methodology]

Avg American should be split into avg American woman vs man.

Women go through that stuff like a wino through a vineyard.

This is absolutely true. An ex gf of mine use to use it like it was her job.

My better half easily uses 3 rolls a week. Probably closer to 4.5 rolls/ week. No idea how it's possible but a 24 pack usually last a month and this has been a constant for 5 years.

I always hide a roll so I'm not out of luck when it comes to that point. Boggles my mind how she uses so much

 

[Chin Diesel]

Option C: just resting it on top because you're too lazy to actually put it on the bar

Hello Mrs. Diesel.

 

[Dream Jobbed 2.0]

Hello Mrs. Diesel.

Stole my joke I wanted to use

 

[Yardigan]

Not that I give a crap but I think it’s B. How else would you see the nice pointy design the hotel staff puts on the last sheet?

That pointyfold thing is a waste of several sheets. I'm not sticking that stuff up my butt knowing that 'housekeeping' fingered it into that position. Did they do that before or after scrubbing the toilet? With the blue gloves on, or off?

 

[FartMan69]

@FartMan69 where you at

B. Anyone who chooses A needs to be locked away for precrime.

 

[Devland]

It will work in either direction. It is not a diode. The real question is, why do they perforate it in such short sheets? I challenge anyone to use just one sheet and keep their finger clean.

 

[B1GEast]

Never thought of this but thanks to this educational topic by the op definetly B, in a public stall it's usually A not by choice.

When I have the time and in the comfort of my own home I choose to shower right after the power dump kill 2 birds with one stone and save some toilet paper and time.

I hope that you sanitize your tub after that power dump shower.

I would hate to be next in line for that shower. New bar of soap please.

 

[Mano]

No matter how you actually put it on the roll just know that if you stand up to wipe you’re an insane person and ought to be committed.

 

[David 76]

All I know is I'm tired of those animated bears. Their fixation with their toilet paper is getting down right weird.

 

[intlzncster]

No matter how you actually put it on the roll just know that if you stand up to wipe you’re an insane person and ought to be committed.

This is a whole nother excellent topic, that I want to jump into but am a little leery about throwing my habits out there.

 

[Mano]

This is a whole nother excellent topic, that I want to jump into but am a little leery about throwing my habits out there.

My statement makes it plain, it’s a cut and dry issue. Don’t go getting yourself leered at son.

 

[White Dwarf]

Take Metamucil everyday and this argument won't matter anymore.

 

[formerlurker]

I'm 48 and at this point it's all about the baby wipes. I don't even have kids but practically buy them by the pallet at Costco. Checkout woman commented once that I must have a lot of kids. Didn't have the heart to tell her that 50% of the time I'm using them to capture a couple million of them before they get loose.

 

[Northbound]

No I am serious. Dysentery is a very serious disease that can cause frequent watery bowl movements. I encourage all here to avoid risky situations that can cause exposure to it, like drinking tainted water or shaking hands with @Northbound.

I actually use my britches - i wear smartwooll or patagonia socks and my britches dont cost $20 a pair so it’s purely an economic decision

Although rarley do i need to do that any lknger as i always have paper shop towels in the vehicle. If i have to go i have to go - no fun, but so be it.

 

[DMIL]

B

 

[kcc1442]

B
and this will damn well end marriages.

B. I am considering divorcing my wife over this.

Here is a better A or B question for your wives.......

 

[intlzncster]

My statement makes it plain, it’s a cut and dry issue. Don’t go getting yourself leered at son.

There are subtle Jedi techniques that can be employed. It's high level stuff though idk if you could understand

 

[temery]

I'm AB

 

[temery]

Should have made it a poll.

Glad you spelled poll right on this one.

 

[CL82]

That pointyfold thing is a waste of several sheets. I'm not sticking that stuff up my butt knowing that 'housekeeping' fingered it into that position. Did they do that before or after scrubbing the toilet? With the blue gloves on, or off?

Sigh - yet another unproductive idea that it’s been thrust into my consciousness from The Boneyard. Thanks @Yardigan

 

[CL82]

I'm AB

Are you positive?

 

[temery]

Are you positive?

Im very, very negative.

 

[Biteymax22]

Personally, it's B all day every day and twice on Sundays for me.

But to be fair, it was pointed out to me by a friend that B has significant disadvantages with certain pets in the house.

Probably the best and only argument in favor of A.

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Confirming my original answer....

 

[J187Money]

I'm 48 and at this point it's all about the baby wipes. I don't even have kids but practically buy them by the pallet at Costco. Checkout woman commented once that I must have a lot of kids. Didn't have the heart to tell her that 50% of the time I'm using them to capture a couple million of them before they get loose.

I don't do the baby wipes - but I have the flushable wipes for emergencies. Maybe the baby wipes are flushable these days but I'm a long way from kids.

LOL on your 2nd point.

 

[Kajik]

My better half easily uses 3 rolls a week. Probably closer to 4.5 rolls/ week. No idea how it's possible but a 24 pack usually last a month and this has been a constant for 5 years.

I always hide a roll so I'm not out of luck when it comes to that point. Boggles my mind how she uses so much

 

[August_West]

Much better use of "A" B'"

 

[Yardigan]

Sigh - yet another unproductive idea that it’s been thrust into my consciousness from The Boneyard. Thanks @Yardigan

You are most welcome.