OT: a list of larry david's issues. which are yours?

[ClifSpliffy]

Larry's 50 Funniest Grievances on "Curb Your Enthusiasm," Ranked - InsideHook
mine:
28. Waiting for someone else’s food to arrive before you start eating
you don't look like ur starving to me, were you born in a barn? didn't yo mama teach you manners? mebbe they should just throw the food on the floor, and youse can get down on all fours and be right at home.
and other such thoughts running thru my mind when that happens....

 

[uconnever]

My favorite show of all time. By far!

 

[cohenzone]

I wish I had his money.Someone in show biz who is a childhood friend of my wife’s family was his live in girl friend several decades ago, well before Seinfeld.

 

[eebmg]

48. Being asked to take off your shoes.

Thoughtless. Get a doormat.

 

[Union2008]

#6 Stop and Chat
#15 Small Talk
#24 Hugging Peeps with Colds
#35 Chattty Gate Attendents

Pretty sure I have issues with other people.

 

[Zanzman]

50 .some of my work depends on the weather and are you intern wrong

 

[Bigboote]

22. Auto-Gratuity​

It's a TIP, not a guarantee. The vast majority of the time the server does a good job. Occasionally the server does a downright awful job. I don't have the heart to stiff someone, but I do have the heart to leave a 10% tip for poor service.

As far as taking off shoes, I have bad feet. I can't go barefoot.

 

[Ozimoto]

I think the auto gratuity would also be my matching gripe too. Now, don't get me wrong. I tip for good service, but it should be at my discretion, not dictated by the number of people in my party.

 

[CL82]

Mine isn’ton the list. I hate when people cut the corner making a perpendicular left. Pull opposite to your lane and then make the right angle in. If you cut across the lane because it is the shortest distance you set yourself up for an accident. Drive it the way it was designed.

 

[Bama fan]

My only issue is people who have issues. STFU and move along!

 

[Bigboote]

Mine isn’ton the list. I hate when people cut the corner making a perpendicular left. Pull opposite to your lane and then make the right angle in. If you cut across the lane because it is the shortest distance you set yourself up for an accident. Drive it the way it was designed.
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Man alive, if we include driving I could make a list of 100 without breaking a figurative sweat.

Suffice to say, driving is a collective, and every driver should treat it as so.

 

[CL82]

My only issue is people who have issues. STFU and move along!

If you were true to this philosophy, wouldn't you have just stayed silent?

 

[Bama fan]

If you were true to this philosophy, wouldn't you have just stayed silent?

And deprive you of my one true issue? Heavens no. That would have been too cruel.

 

[Zanzman]

Mine isn’ton the list. I hate when people cut the corner making a perpendicular left. Pull opposite to your lane and then make the right angle in. If you cut across the lane because it is the shortest distance you set yourself up for an accident. Drive it the way it was designed.
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Though with this gif you were going to talk about people on your lawn

 

[CL82]

Though with this gif you were going to talk about people on your lawn

I actually thought about going with I get off my lawn gif. This one seemed more on point.

 

[CL82]

And deprive you of my one true issue? Heavens no. That would have been too cruel.

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