A Darwin Candidate from Our Own State

[dogpause]

http://www.courant.com/community/fa...employee-arrest-0225-20140225,0,4430848.story

 

[jibsey]

Saw this online this morning and was wondering what the best hoped for outcome could be for these guys and I think the answer is that they were in an extreme drug and alcohol fueled stupor with no memory of the incident. That's what their family and friends are hoping for I'm sure.

 

[Pmurph678]

The farmer had to put in cameras, sounds like these guys were repeat offenders

 

[CAHUSKY]

If having sex with cows is a crime, I got a way with a number of felonies while at UCONN. Oh wait, you mean these guys banged real cows. Ewwwwww.

 

[alexd]

what ever happened to good ol' fashioned cow tipping??????

 

[dogpause]

The thing about is sheep is that they're never around when you need one.

Farmington doesn't have many criminals, but they sure seem to have the dumbest ones. Remember the guy that called the cops to ask about growing weed?

 

[upstater]

what ever happened to good ol' fashioned cow tipping??????

They read "cow tupping" which is why you guys should never razz posters for correcting typos.

 

[OkaForPrez]

Lol, and @noescalators was using this to dig on Cuse. Talk about your all time backfires.

 

[Fishy]

Let's see who doesn't post for a few days....

 

[OkaForPrez]

Let's see who doesn't post for a few days....

Anyone see @babysheep lately?

 

[Kitaman]

Well I will sheepishly admit I've had sex with a few heifers, albeit 2 leggers.

 

[8893]

Poor guy was just trying to honor Harold Ramis by playing the part of Lee Harvey's friend:

 

[jleves]

Have you ever seen a bulls ? Who the hell would want to follow that?

 

[Robertelamin]

I thought bizarre stories like this only happened in Florida, congrats Herkimer, you have set the bar high!