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Message: [QUOTE="gioff2323, post: 3291448, member: 9144"] Dear Applicant, We are looking to fill the now open position of head football coach at the Univ of CT. We are committed to competing and winning at the highest levels as has been witnessed over the past decade. Who could forget the ConFLiCT? We offer fantastic facilities coupled with no money to pay you or any half decent assistants you may have in mind (in fact, we encourage to take money from your paltry salary and offer it to assistants), an of campus stadium, and an admissions department that thinks football players should compete on open playing field with aspiring chemists and physicists. We no longer belong to a football conference and we think we will have more than 4 games next year, we think. There are rumblings we have our eye on the CAA as a future landing spot, but those are still unconfirmed. We do offer you the ability to change the uniform colors and logos monthly, so there is that. We can assure you that you will not last more than 3 years here, so no need to get bogged down on contractual details around housing, just find a studio in trendy downtown Hartford, and opt for the short-term lease. Your package will include 2 season tickets to see our men's UConn basketball team compete anew in the Big East against the likes of Boston College, Syracuse, Pitt, ND, and Ville. Wait, what, they're not there? Hold on, I thought those were our new football opponents. Who exactly are we playing in Basketball? St. Louis? The Cardinals have a basketball team?) Anyway, I digress, you'll love it here, ask Mrs. Lashlee. Qualified Applicants only (and no bringing Jesus with you, even though you'll need his help to do anything here other than kill your career) need apply. Please submit your application to Whaler. If you have to ask, you really don't understand UConn football. Go Huskies! [/QUOTE]

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