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50 Shades of Grey

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Four college buddies decide to take a week's vacation at a golf resort in the Carribean, no wives. A week before the trip, one of the wives throws a fit, telling her husband he can't go because he's not paying enough attention to her. He calls his friends and regretfully tells them he's not coming.

A week later, the remaining three arrive at the resort, head to the bar and see their missing friend sitting there, nursing a beer. Surprised, they ask, "We thought your wife put the kibosh on this trip... how did you get her to change her mind?"

"Well, I didn't think I'd be able to get away. Then last weekend my wife went with her girlfriends to see '50 Shades of Grey'. And last night, I come home from work and my wife has scented candles burning, a bottle of wine open and rose petals all over the bed. Then she shows me a pair of handcuffs and some silk scarves and tells me to use them on her and then do anything I like. So here I am."
 

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