2021 Recruiting: Sidney Bouvier Gilstrap-Portley

[Dove]

Do NOT(!!) jump aboard this hype train, folks.

25-year-old posing as high school basketball star arrested

25-year-old posed as Dallas ISD student to relive basketball glory at Hillcrest High, officials say | Crime | Dallas News

 

[MattMang23]

Damn, was really hoping we could get a guy with this kind of name. Sounds like a Greenwich trust funder, if only he'd had VI at the end of his name.

 

[pepband99]

Sounds like a Key and Peele fake name - awesome.

 

[Dream Jobbed 2.0]

Move to Polo recruiting board.

 

[Matrim55]

Damn, was really hoping we could get a guy with this kind of name. Sounds like a Greenwich trust funder, if only he'd had VI at the end of his name.

 

[husky429]

"In October, though, Gilstrap-Portley transferred to Hillcrest High School, where he played basketball and also began dating a 14-year-old girl, a story police are still investigating."

This story just got a little creepier than I expected.

 

[Dream Jobbed 2.0]

"In October, though, Gilstrap-Portley transferred to Hillcrest High School, where he played basketball and also began dating a 14-year-old girl, a story police are still investigating."

This story just got a little creepier than I expected.

Went from Billy Madison to Bernie Fine real quick.