Roll Call: Can run 50 miles and has TWO Smart Phones

[August_West]

Wish I could sign this, but I am a smartphone short

 

[storrsroars]

Do both smart phones have to be activated and does the 50 miles have to be run in one stage? Because I have an old deactivated smartphone in addition to the one I use and can easily run 50 miles if given a month to do so.

 

[Scot-e]

I can run 2.5 miles- but only if I am running from a mugger or some other life threatening situation.

 

[tzznandrew]

I ran 20 miles once, but that was about 10 years and 35 pounds ago.

 

[August_West]

It is a tough standard to meet. I only know of one yarder who can sign this roll call. Looking for more for the mojo.

 

[ffg53]

Wish I could sign this, but I am a smartphone short

I can beat up a Navy SEAL. But only on the internet.

And I once ran 50.1 miles.

 

[Gurleyman]

I wouldn't run 50. But I would walk 500 miles. And I would walk 500 more.

(Haha - song's stuck in your head now)

 

[August_West]

I wouldn't run 50. But I would walk 500 miles. And I would walk 500 more.

(Haha - song's stuck in your head now)

it is! damn you.

 

[BlueMAB]

I could run 50 miles in about 2 weeks. I too have an old deactivated smart phone, and for additional mojo I could borrow another.

 

[Gringo]

It is a tough standard to meet. I only know of one yarder who can sign this roll call. Looking for more for the mojo.

If it's for mojo then I'm in the group. Fr0m now on I'm going to be a complete to everyone in my posts and berate the players in games they win.

Anyone who disagrees with me is obviously a loser. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence. If there are any real men on this board they'll meet me for a 75 mile race (50 miles is for pu$$ies).

 

[Migs]

I could run 50. Do you have to own both smartphones? One is a company phone.

 

[August_West]

I could run 50. Do you have to own both smartphones? One is a company phone.

That qualifies

 

[Uconnrick]

I can't run 50 miles BUT, I don't use no stinkin escalators!

 

[intlzncster]

Just run bro.

 

[businesslawyer]

Does owning one smartphone and being able on a good day to drive 50 miles count?

 

[RioDog]

Do both smart phones have to be activated and does the 50 miles have to be run in one stage? Because I have an old deactivated smartphone in addition to the one I use and can easily run 50 miles if given a month to do so.

+1

 

[Dooley]

I have definitely run 50 miles in the course of my lifetime but most of it came 20 years and 50 pounds ago. I have also owned over 2 phones but I wouldn't necessarily call them smart. I think it's best for us to consider pooling our resources together, for the sake of the mojo. What I can offer:

- .5 mile run in one 17 minute allotment (disclaimer: must be fed a donut within 35 seconds of completion)
- 1 smartphone with an IQ higher than my own
- the ability to open beer bottles with my teeth

 

[Fishy]

I need a judges' ruling.

I ran 41 miles in one clip last year - I know I'm short nine miles, but I have three smartphones on me right now.

Where does that leave me?

 

[August_West]

I need a judges' ruling.

I ran 41 miles in one clip last year - I know I'm short nine miles, but I have three smartphones on me right now.

Where does that leave me?

about 1 inch shy of 6'6" 250

 

[Fishy]

Dammit.

Does an iPad affect things?

 

[August_West]

Dammit.

Does an iPad affect things?

Cellular data? Or the cheapo wifi only?

 

[RichZ]

I've got the smartphones covered.
On the other hand.
I can't run 50 miles, but I stayed at a Holiday Inn.

 

[Husky68]

I can run 50 miles and have 2 phones, how do you tell how smart they are?

 

[patrick]

I can run 50 miles!
I have two smart phone's in my name but one my wife uses.
Does that count?

 

[Dave]

I'm smart enough not to even attempt to run 50 miles.