Request for Early-Tourni Hanging to Boost Mojo

[Strummer]

I wasn't able to find the proper forms in PDF format anywhere on the boneyard, so I'm going to have to ad-lib this here.

Motion to Hang​

Strummer, hereinafter, "the Party of the First Part," hereby requests the immediate hanging of the dude who has an Anime avatar, hereinafter, "the Party of the Ball-less Part," for reasons including, but not limited to, the incessant drain on the Mojo having to look at Japanese children's cartoons when reading the Boneyard causes.

In the alternative, if a full hanging and banning isn't possible, can the proper authorities at least cause the holy image of Senhor Testiculo to be superimposed onto the gaping, annoying mouth of whatever who-the-duck-cares pokemon creature that is invading the Mojo Collective. FFS!

Can I get a second on this Motion?

 

[August_West]

eh, I think you are aiming at the wrong target. If you has said " the guy who runs 50 miles and has TWO smartphones" I could gt behind that.

Also, that anime avatar satisfies my need for daily visits to hentai sites.

Plus, I don't think there has ever been a hanging AFTER the tourney has started. Might be bad mojo (or could be epic) . May need to consult the jurrdge.

 

[Deepster]

I'm not going to approve this motion....however, I AGREE with the intent. That avatar totally creeps The Judge out. Even more than the Senhor.

 

[Milo65]

Unfortunately, nobody can change their avatars until after the tourney...Testiculo conspiracy