Premium Top-Shelf Tweets - The Shame Thread

[WestHartHusk]

Up until now, those jokers that post commentary in the Premium Top-Shelf Tweets thread really had us in a Catch-22. Either we call them out on their transgressions and contribute to the problem, or we ignore them and let their malfeasance go unpunished.

Well, not anymore my friends. I propose that we use this thread the shame those miscreants.

 

[NYUConn]

Irony is dead.

 

[huskypantz]

 

[Seaa Blue]

I put up a flight tracking post in the Premium thread. A Fishy ate it.

 

[Stinger92860]

It's a Premium Top-Shelf TWEET Thread. If you had tweeted the flight information first it would be a valid post.

 

[CL82]

To be fair, links to articles are allowed.

 

[Stinger92860]

To be fair, links to articles are allowed.

Sorry, sarcasm on then off.

 

[UConnTrumbull]

Can we start calling people out cuz it's getting ridiculous. Sorry @Samoo

 

[EdgewoodNHV]

I see @CL82 also managed a solid contribution to the Shame Thread.

 

[CL82]

I see @CL82 also managed a solid contribution to the Shame Thread.

Oh c'mon, that was a quality post.

[freaking teacher's narcing people out...]

 

[Adios]

I was banned from that thread for shaming people. That's until August 15th, though. Can someone shame the person who posted a Frank the Tank link??

 

[WestHartHusk]

@jho come on man...FTT is barely key. Consider yourself shamed.

 

[WestHartHusk]

I put up a flight tracking post in the Premium thread. A Fishy ate it.

Are you shaming yourself here? Is that allowed?

 

[EdgewoodNHV]

Oh c'mon, that was a quality post.

[freaking teacher's narcing people out...]

When you get me all excited for a new Premium Top-Shelf Tweet and it's just the AD excited about our facilities...

 

[jho]

@jho come on man...FTT is barely key. Consider yourself shamed.

I'll take the shame like a man. Rookie mistake. Please, no punch to the throat!

 

[shizzle787]

When you get me all excited for a new Premium Top-Shelf Tweet and it's just the AD excited about our facilities...

Which is sad because the crosswalk lines aren't even painted. That's embarassing. The couple hours it would have taken to paint those lines would have avoided the embarrassment of that picture.

 

[jho]

Which is sad because the crosswalk lines aren't even painted. That's embarassing. The couple hours it would have taken to paint those lines would have avoided the embarrassment of that picture.

Or the 15 seconds to crop the crosswalk out of the photo.

 

[Fishy]

I put up a flight tracking post in the Premium thread. A Fishy ate it.

I don't think I even saw it - you sure you posted it there?

I saw one elsewhere, although I can't remember where.

 

[Fishy]

It's true - Butch got banned from the Platinum Tweet thread.

I thought it was funny when I did it and now that I see him acknowledge it, it's even funnier.

There are 7.4 billion people on earth and Butch is the only one of them who can't post in the platinum tweet thread.

The people-who-have-walked-on-the-moon club is general admission compared to Butch's club.

 

[NYUConn]

Some people just want to watch the world burn.

 

[shizzle787]

It's true - Butch got banned from the Platinum Tweet thread.

I thought it was funny when I did it and now that I see him acknowledge it, it's even funnier.

There are 7.4 billion people on earth and Butch is the only one of them who can't post in the platinum tweet thread.

The people-who-have-walked-on-the-moon club is general admission compared to Butch's club.

Who writes this stuff? It's hilarious.

 

[Adios]

It's true - Butch got banned from the Platinum Tweet thread.

I thought it was funny when I did it and now that I see him acknowledge it, it's even funnier.

There are 7.4 billion people on earth and Butch is the only one of them who can't post in the platinum tweet thread.

The people-who-have-walked-on-the-moon club is general admission compared to Butch's club.

you.

 

[Fishy]

you.

Can you tell me what went through your head when you first discovered that you were banned from the Platinum Tweet thread? Do you think there is anything we can do to make the banning experience more delightful for the customer? Are there any other threads that you think you might enjoy being banned from?

I hardly ever get to do exit interviews like this - thanks!

 

[huskypantz]

Who writes this stuff? It's hilarious.

I'm pretty sure it's a bot.

 

[nomar]

you.

That thread is probably the best thread I've ever read. No biggie. Just the most important tweets relating to an important subject.